Okay, I WASN'T going to say anything, but for fucks sake man, that is some nasty shit

Okay, so, Chinese people spit, a lot.

I know a lot of Americans do too, but Chinese men make it into an art form, it is like a national past time. My first introduction into this, uh interesting, tid bit of culture was on the plane from Berlin to Beijing. An old Chinese lady in front of me spit on the plane numerous times. Me and another Westerner exchanged confused/grossed out glances but we got used to it, I suppose.

Once in the city, I saw it more, but I figured "whatever", people will do what they need to do. It is not as if Europeans and Americans don't have nasty habits. (Dog shit all over the place in the Mediterranean countries, looking at you Italy.)

But for fucks sake man, when I was walking back from class just now, this older dude gathered everything up in his mouth as Chinese men do, and hocked a luggie right on my fucking shirt! My favorite fucking blue shirt. That right there my friend is some nasty ass shit.

Tell your stories of times you have come across nasty ass shit.

 

lol that is pretty nasty..

 

and you didn't kick his ass? i was hoping this would pan out into some sort of kung fu movie scene...

dude, he hocked a loogie on your shirt! thats asking for a fight...

 

I have to agree lol...

 

when i was a fresman in HS, this polark senior spit on me so i beat the shit outta him

 

never been spit on thank god.. lol but I've been puked on my some hot drunk chick I had to babysit at some party lol.. took the hotness right out of her lol..

 

Haha, here that could end up as a death sentence for me (I'll leave that up to you to decide if I am speaking literally or figuratively). Foreigners going berserk some how does not play out to well here, or anywhere. Even if they aren't really in the wrong.

 

Now there is some nasty ass shit.

 

lol

 

plus chinese people are diminutive and therefore easily beaten in a fight.

 

haha one time up in good ole Montreal

i was pretty hammered. me and 2 friends were at the bar, the rest were at the tables...my friend buys us a round of drinks (forget what they were) but it had Baileys in it...now, i can only handle a small amount of baileys when i'm not drunk. it gets pretty bad when i'm drunk. so we get the drinks, and drink them and i start the noises like i was gonna puke. and i did, on the bar. my friends didn't want to get thrown out for me throwing up, so my friend Dan took his hand and wiped my puke off the bar onto the floor.

he took one for the team. and we didn't get kicked out of the bar

thats pretty disgusting though and its one of the stories that always comes back up when we all get together haha

 

Dan the man with instant plan!

 

You've always struck me as a peaceful type, but right now, you also strike me as forgetful.

Jackie Chan dude.

 

you thought i was being serious? thats precious.

 

No, I am playing along. I know you weren't serious because I see you as a peaceful dude.

 

People who shit in the floor of public bathrooms need to be force-fed their own shit.

I would have puked right then and there and made sure he wore some.

 

and piss all over the toilet seat...

 

Haha, don't go to Morocco or other countries like it. A few bathrooms I went to I swear shit was smeared all over the walls, and it was tight quarters..a skinny guy had to squeeze in their (and when you have a 15 Kg bag you must keep with you, it really sucks).

 

milk based vomit.


had to ipecac nephew, he had just drank, probably a liter of milk

stomach acid does unpleasant things to milk.

 

I was in Bombay.Driving down a busy street in a taxi.One of the (grown-up!)"hutmen"( immigrants living in a shack complete with TV and electric stolen from the network), pulls down his trousers.Has a dump, immediately pulls his trousers back up and walks back inside.

I mean WTF!!!
Even cats bury their own shit.And as for that rest of that little "operation"...