i want to be put down

i caught a disgusting cold over the weekend. i dont think i can make it.

please, someone, kill me. let me die with dignity!

 

Just wait until you get a kidney stone

 

btw, i mean euthanasia - not insults.

 

I have a 20 page research paper to write tonight.

I'd rather have a cold.

 

i feel for you my friend...im on the tail end of the same thing....

 

*drink some of this*

 

Colds suck.. it fucks all your shit up. What symptoms do you have?

 

fo0k br0, you just have some sniffles and you already want to die.

i once contracted the bird flu and fell out of a 3 story building...it felt euphoric.

it's all in your head.

 

oh, i got this one symptom...whats it called....oh yeah, "having a cold."

nah, nasty doomsday cough, phlegm, wheezing, horrible sinus drainage and mucus and such, sore throat. i felt only slightly iffy on saturday. by sunday i felt like i'd been hit by a train.

 

This is one of the most interesting threads I've read in while. Good luck to you nesta! Yousa sailor!! :cheers2:

 

I hear DXM works good for those symptoms

 

yeah, it rivals "i just got off work and can't afford to go do anything" in it's human appeal:sifone:

 

its just a cough suppressant, it can do no more than that (well, in terms of effects appropriate for the situation)

i am taking otc cold medicine containing it, though. i have daytime stuff and nighttime stuff. the daytime stuff makes me feel like shit, but less so than the cold itself

 

I usually take Buckleys......fixes me up good every time

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/2005/12/buckleys_cough.html

 

Send all the drainage to Shroomie and quit being a baby.

 

did i say get out of the car?!

also, duly noted

 

But if I follow the rules I won't be punished......

 

Damn, hate cold induced misery and on 4/20 of all days. Is it a head or chest cold, some Vicks VippoRub could help a bit.