Important life lessons illustrated

I'll start

 

It figures that you'd start with the swimsuit issue.

 

Of course, that's how I roll, G.

Here's another one, for the Rubiks lovers.

 

this ones another "lock the door" lesson

 

Nothing quickens the trailer trash look like a hard meth habit.

 

Every workplace needs a funny guy

 

Dont let your Hentai porn fan boyfriend do your eye makeup

 

Don't stay in the sun too long.

 

Drop the camera and run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Check your teeth before going on a date.

 

its all fun and games until someone puts out an eye...

 

You need to know when to quit.

 

Change your hair when it goes out of style.

 

Don't f*ck with rattlesnakes.

 

i fucking hate you.

 

imagine a picture in your head.

don't play in traffic.