Secrets of the One Above

haha.. that was brilliant.



OT: Renamed himself Maud.

 

Jaitaiyai does bollywood dancing everywhere in the house instead of walking normal

 

Doesnt know what an adverb is

 

Likes to kill snails with a hammer

 

Got his username from his Moms favourite prescription bottle

 

Still thinks snow should be yellow !!!

Peace

 

actually lives in New Jersey...but is ashamed to admit it

 

Can't remember all the words to the song Happy Birthday to you !!!

Peace

 

actually won second place in best Foreign poster in the U.K. forum 2008 but is such a crybaby that everyone knew they had to just say he tied for first

 

Counts going out with a prostitute as a date !!!

Peace

 

Lets me date his wife

 

won't stop sending me love letters..

Peace

 

Looks over both shoulders and licks his front door key before he enters his beach front property in Pittsburgh.

 

Is my father's brother's sister in laws' ex-best friends' room mate.

 

eats entire bottles of foodcolouring dye and is constantly dumbfounded at where the colors go

 

Always double checks that the lemonade bottle top is tightly screwed on by giving it an extra twist with a large pair of rubber monkey grips.

 

changes hairstyles every 201 days on the button

 

Shaves his tongue with an electric razor

 

Though it infuriates his father, when this young man was 7 - 12 yrs old, he liked to wind the window down by just under an inch so he could feel the wind on his finger tips.

 

Has a monkey carved exactly like his avatar in his bedroom. With loo roll an all.