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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by lawnboy3, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    yea my ex-girlfriend just told me shes seeing a cop lol. we decided cause of distance and other things that we should go our separate ways. she lives in maryland and im in ny. it's funny cause im the total opposite of a cop plus all the cops ive encountered i didnt like.

    she was never too keen on smoking but of course alcohol was totally fine..typical lol. i used to try all the time to get her to smoke and prevailed once in a blue moon. she wasnt against it. just...you know how pretty, sorority, spoiled girls tend to be. for all you girls, hence the 'tend'.

    she actually ran when i got arrested one time cause i wouldnt leave the scene when my friend was getting arrested for drunk driving and the cops were roughing him up. she ran away back to our hotel room and hid lol. i never gave her shit about leaving me but it always erked me a bit.

    it seems like most smokers understand the 'band of brothers' mentality. theres just some bond that unites us amongst total strangers. needless to say, she definitely hasn't seen the tv show lol.

    its funny she says she wants me back and doesnt really like the guy but i dont respect her as much now that shes 'dating' a cop lol. no offense to cool cops. ill give you due respect when i meet you someday.

    anyways, just thought that was interesting. sorry bout the grammar. didnt have the motivation tonite lol.
     
  2. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    a. thats a BITCH move dude
    b. no such thing as a cool cop, for the most part
     
  3. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    haha true dude^

    i get she didnt wana be arrested. but i just picture my girl being like some gangster chick punchin, cryin, screamin at the cops as they take her baby daddy away lol. no offense to gangster chicks.
     
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    I hate when the noobs place the word *Police* as the title for a thread in the SL..


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  5. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    yeah but to just run away and leave her boyfriend to get arrested? lol
     
  6. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    yea dude. me too. who the fuck is this guy.
     
  7. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    Are you talken about our comedian Orison319???
     
  8. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    No offense but she sounds like a dumbass lol

    A few weeks ago my boyfriend, his cousin and I were coming back from a party and got pulled over a block from my bf's house.what luck huh?lol.well his cousin admitted that he had been drinking and what not and the cop just let us go.We were almost shitting bricks.
     
  9. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    did you have anything "you shouldnt have" on you?
     
  10. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    Our friend's pipe and his cousin probably had weed on him because he always does.
     
  11. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    haha having any encounter with the cops while having shit on you is not fun
     
  12. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    Yeah definitely not but we played i real cool.He just told him at 19 he shouldn't even be drinking and let us go lol.He was probably just bored.
     
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  14. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    I know someone who looks just like him, but I'm sure everyone does
     
  15. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    no i was mocking myself lol. as in, who the fuck is lawnboy3.
     
  16. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    That's insane. Do you realize what you got away with? Damn!

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    Was everyone drunk? Do you really blame her for running off? Why the fuck would you stay there to get arrested when you have the chance to run and NOT get arrested? I've been arrested twice, it blows.
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Some cops just make me wanna run into the police station with a machete and start makin bacon:tongue:
     
  18. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    hahaha....mm bACON

    Some of the best shit on earth.

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  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Indeed. When I was in the army, I would grab about a pound of bacon every morning in the mess hall and I would eat ALL of it. haha
     
  20. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Jesus. I'm surprised you're still alive. Hahaha
     
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