The unwanted stoner

Lol sometimes I kind of laugh and giggle. Its weird though, I'm not sure what determines it. 90% I'll get high and watch something like dave chapelle, and I'll laugh a normal amount, 10% of the time I'll watch anything from dave chapple to an infomercial and laugh/giggle my ass off for a very long time, I'll even somtimes know its not that funny or funny at all, but I just cant stop. And then someone will say "Hey, I think michaels going crazy" and I'll just laugh more.

 

It has been mentioned With parasite stoner I ment the moocher!

 

the dude that brags about how good he can roll and then fucks up three blunts in a row

 

Yeah, I definetly hate that shid. Especially when the person rolls and does the samething over again.
Then theres the moocher, or the one who says he is 'so high' and 'sees things'..

 

the stoner who is never baked enough. "my tolerance is way higher than you guys, I need to smoke 4 more busted packed bowls to mysekf before I can feel anything"...bullshit, youre baked as shit.

 

The moocher is bad, but the annoying super energetic person that after taking one hit says they are so ripped, and then goes on for the next 20 minutes on a rant about how they are too high and should never have smoked weed, takes the cakes.

I don't mind the people becoming vegetables as long as it isn't all the time, I can't say that there has never been a time where I just didn't want to do shit because I was really ripped/tired from working.

 

I just thought of a good one...the stoner that always has to top other people no matter what...if you went to a good restaraunt..he went to a better restaraunt...if you saw a good movie ..he went to a way better movie.....if you have good weed..you should see the weed he can get...the ''topper''....also notable mention is the interupter...never lets you finish cause they have to start their story and cant wait another 30 friggin seconds

 

I'm not sure if anyones mentioned this, but the person who always bogarts. They also normally fall under the moocher catagory

 

A fuckin men man.

Dumb stoners are terrible and I mean the ones who have LESS than common sense

how about a dumb moocher anyone run into these motherfuckers?