Oh damnit, poopy poo caca!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by castine, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. castine

    castine Member

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    So I just did something really stupid.
    Boyfriend was about to hit the bong, asked for the lighter, I threw it.
    It was like a fucking movie. This tiny aerodynamic BIC lighter flew through the air, spinning like a windmill. *TOCK* The lighter hit the bowl, knocking it directly off the stem into his lap.

    What the fuck? :confused:

    His reaction: :eek:

    What the fuck do I do?
     
  2. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    start suckin his dick and hope he forgives you!
     
  3. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    He might shit in your pillowcase otherwise..
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    a good girlfriend woulda had her shirt off before the bowl hit the floor
     
  5. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    :x he might beat you like rihanna...
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Haha...I think those things are easily replaced. Give him a few bucks for gas money to a headshop and a couple of bucks for a replacement bowl and I'm sure all will be forgiven. Anyway, he should've caught the lighter. Totally not your fault. ;)
     
  7. castine

    castine Member

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    great suggestions all.
    i'm sure i'll be doing some of them later.
    (especially the buying a new stem idea. =] )
     
  8. TheNagChamp

    TheNagChamp Member

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  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    heheh :rolleyes:
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Get him a bowl, they aren't that expensive.

    He obviously isn't mad at you, my girlfriend has actually broken one of my bongs before but I wasn't mad at her. She bought me a new bong like 2 days later, it was a mushroom.
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I love those bongs that look just like a mushroom decoration, but you take off the mushroom caps and dun dun! It's a friggin' bong. :D
     

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