The unwanted stoner

Hey guys whatsup... Just wondering, there are alot of different stoner types out there (chill,energetic,chatty,annoying,etc.). Which one do u dislike the most? I am a really chill guy when baked and hate to deal with people who get all energetic. Going outside is cool, but theese people who want to play a sport or whatever ruins the high. Chill is the way to go. (Reallybaked so some of this prolly makes no sense)

 

Sounds like you have it not too bad if you just have to deal with that; playing sports is way fun high...the kinds I can't stand are the people who remind you every two minutes how baked they are (funny at first) or the WAY overly paranoids, oh but the people who take the crown are the ones who smoke to brag about it for "cool" points

 

I hate people who become vegetables and can't hold intelligent conversation. I love to go hiking and see nature when I get stoned and my close friends (who started smoking when they met me) just get way too baked and claim to hallucinate and just sink into a couch.

They always want to watch movies. I don't know about others but when I'm high, I can't pay attention to a plot. Make it a 3D IMAX and I'm there but I saw Dark Knight really baked on kief and I just couldn't do it.

 

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In my circle the unwanted stoner is usually the one that runs out of drugs

 

Last summer my crew and i always went on adventures! we hiked around a few times and then one time we walked to a laundromat and sat on the chairs outside... it was a kodak moment, us sitting there with our treats from the convenience store, jolly as fuck...

 

The parasite stoner and the bragging stoner are certainly the most unwanted.

 

The dumb smoker, weed turns some people into retards

 

but then some stoners are retards sober... like my friend who smoked catnip cause he was out of weed... or the one who decided to get so baked one night he was high the entire next day at school

 

Dumb stoners can still be fun, which is rarely the case with the parasite stoner or the bragging stoner.

 

the just wants to smoke more pot. i mean i can understand not being high and wanting to smoke more, but i know this guy who just wants to smoke my pot and sleep. it's annoying.
i don't mind if people are paranoid, it's funny.

 

the ones who no matter how much weed you smoke with em, they dont relax.
Theyre twitchy and stiff and awkward.
I love stoned adventures. I dont wanna sit on the couch forever and drool. I usually cook.
Or Color!!!

 

Honestly, I can get along with any type of stoner... as long as we're high. Its weird I've always felt that theres a deep connection between me and someone else whos high. Like they might say something that would sound like complete gibberish sober, but when I'm high I know what they mean. The one group I really don't like are the preppy stoners. The ones who were popular football players in high school, but in college are just seen as douche bags. There always the ones who try to show up at other peoples parties, and nobody wants around.

 

They probably still don't know what you mean, but they just say yeah when they're stoned.

 

what was he smokin..cause i gotta tell ya..this statement seems like a blatant overstatement of the facts....there is nothing i can think of that you can smoke that will keep you high the entire next day...sorry..not tryin to pick a fight here but ya cant believe some peoples accounts of taking drugs cause they can exagerate heavily as seen here...unwanted stoner...the exagerator

 

I agree completely.

but the one i really dislike is the ones who giggle at everything.. and its just annoying.

 

No dude, I know what thats like. Ive felt it in the morning too. Its not necessarily like being high but you dont feel normal.

Fuck i know, exagerators!!!... I think my best friend is one, it deffinatley seems like it, but i think he may also be really light weight. Maby both... Im more of a chiller and idk... i hate when people are just stupid and annoying.

also people that fucking smoke to much. Like best friend ^
He sold his PSP for like $120 or so, right before he did it i was like "dude your selling shit for drug money thats not good, your gonna spend it all on weed too" that day he bought 1/4 and some how the rest of it disapeared. Smoking.

also, like 2 weeks ago he said he was gonna quit smoking. hes about to go to school for a criminal justice thing next year so he can be a cop rolleyes and he is getting a DT. So hes like ok im not smoking anymore. Spring break rolls around hes like ok im done after spring break. saturday of break hes like ok im done breaks over. Then like tuesday of this week (first week after spring break) hes like "dude this kid wants to smoke me up for free im gonna smoke with him." so i just call him a d bag and tell him to make up his mind or some shit.

basically kat williams can sum alot of it up if you hit up youtube

and sorry i didnt mean to post so much it kind of turned into a rant there......

 

The vegetable stoner. They just sit and are no fun. One of my friends is like that, he says hes trying to control the high. I told him to fuck that and let the high control you!

 

Yeah, that certainly is an unwanted stoner here too! Oh man, it's really ok if one of my friends falls asleep once, that can happen right. But every fucking time we're chilling he smokes the weed and closes his eyes... It really pisses us off

 

yes the vegetables are certainly the worst...its like c'mon man if i wanted to smoke weed and sleep i'd go home...WAKE UP!