IMPORTANT Message to ALL Mods -

We need a "fuck you" icon - you know like a hand but instead of a thumb we need that middle finger. I pre-dick that this thread icon will surpass all other icons ever. It'll be a winner.

If you support fuck, please put your name in this thread and explain why fuck is good.

 

Bonkai - A new fuck icon will help me express the fuck without typing it with my heathen hands.

 

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."

5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fuck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fuck off."

 

Fuck You is the most useful and important thing to say on the internet, by far. I don't know how we have survived without this icon.

Better yet, let's lobby Microsoft into making it a part of basic Windows fonts, and giving the icon its own key on the standard keyboard. We have much less useful shit on there. When was the last time you needed the `|{} keys?

 

i support this thread.

 

Thank you all for helping me with this fuck.

Your posts are highly needed and highly instructive in some cases.

Dayzed - you should be in representative of all fucks. You have a deep knowledge on fucks.

Bonkai - you are the voice of the common person who needs the fuck (icon).

NotDead - you are a pioneer, better a visionary. Microsoft has been fucking us so long that if they simply came up with a 2011 fuck beta edition of their programs - we'd feel less fucked. I'm quite sure they would have a good penetration of the market with such a product.

Fuck on.

 

Shifty Eyes Would be a better Icon as it Would Describe my Expression in my Every Post...

As for the Icon in Question...Just seems Rather Rude I would think? :tongue:

 

In the interest of safe sex, every copy of Windows should come with a condom in the box.

... Well, maybe not. Bill Gates' dick hasn't been anywhere.

At the end of this thread, make sure you remember to tell us all to go fuck ourselves. Otherwise, we'll feel neglected. Unfortunately, you will still have to type it out the long way.

 

Haha, do the mods even control the emoticons?

 

Bill Gates' dick is a "micro-soft".

I need that fuck and I'll be putting pressure on the mods untill I get it.

 

That joke is older than the condom in your wallet.

Is TGK writing your material today? Is he smoking shit at your house?

 

I don't carry condoms.

...better old jokes than no jokes...

I'll be reporting to the mods that you don't like old jokes. They don't take these things lightly.

 

Actually, I'm looking forward to getting senile. I can enjoy all the old jokes over again.

 

nope

:cheers2:

 

They could give a fuck.

Someone can give a fuck in here?

I need my fuck.

I need more people to support a fuck.

Give a fuck.

 

You guys won't give a fuck.

This thread is gonna end up fucked up.

Then - we won't get fuck when all the time I've been fighting for you guys to get fuck.

So, don't come back to me later and cry about it...