Who are we?

You exist? Prove IT!

in 3-4 sentences.

 

I hurt, I laugh - I can be happy or sad and not always know why.
I make irrational decisions that are biased upon my personal experience which I think is important but know that it is not better than my neighbors.
I lie at times and justify it with more lies, I am afraid to die and am afraid to live.
I'm an old fart but I still feel great when I feel that warm Summer sun.
I'm a stupid. I don't think - I emote - therefor I am...

 

Cos if I was made up , no-one would believe I existed.

 

Jezuz...I thought I had a good reply but you beat me to it...

 

How could I prove anything? Especially the fiction of a self?

 

i consume therefore i exist

 

If you doubt my existence again, I'll punch you in the face and steal your lunch money.

There ya go. Summed up in one sentence!

 

Damn all you bitches!!! You're all doing it shorter and better than me...

 

Descartes already proved it... I think his famous saying is "I think, therefor I am". His rationality was that only something comes from something, and that only nothing can come from nothing. He is a being, he makes thoughts. Therefor he exists because of the previous law of philosophy, only something can come from something. So his thoughts have to come from something, HIM! therefor he exists!

Philosophy 101 - Beat that!

 

..... I am therefor i am

 

I'd be moar impressed if you punched me in the lunch money and stole my face. EPIC! for keeping it under 3 sentences tho

 

His most famous statement is: Cogito ergo sum (French: Je pense, donc je suis; English: I think, therefore I am; OR I am thinking, therefore I exist), found in §7 of part I of Principles of Philosophy (Latin) and in part IV of Discourse on the Method (French).

 

I am not a bot

 

"I am that. Thou art that, and all this is that"

 

If everything didn't exist everything would be nothing.

I'm not nothing.

 

so you don't exist...

 

science itself is a dogma, i dont know how to explain somethings...

 

Exist is a term created by humans to describe our current state.
Of course i fucking exist.

 

To get empirical proof,I just kneed myself in the plumsack and it hurt.If I didn't exist--it wouldn't have hurt.Proof positive.

 

I bleed, and feel pain.
I excrete waste.
I'm get really bitchy when I haven't had an orgasm in over a week.