Things that make you go ooooooooh...

Things that make you go aaaaaaaah...

Pictures of naked ladies makes me go "oooooh", whereas drinking a nice cup of tea makes me go "aaaaaah".

What about you?

What things make you go "ooooh", and what things make you go "aaaaah"?

 

Realizing that a word that I used has a very similar definition to what I thought it meant, but that slight difference gives it a different nuiance makes me go "oooooh."
Stepping into a Persian restaurant makes me go "aaaaaah."

 

Fat people going into pubs and watching their faces drop on being told they've stopped serving food.
That makes me happy.

As does private school educated people losing their jobs

 

Stay on topic please. The subject is not things that make you "happy", it's things that make you go "oooooh" and "aaaah"!

 

I tend to be jerking off while watching it.
So I go "oooohhhhhh"

Also Friday beers makes me go ooohhhhhhh
( altho I dont jerk off drinking those)

 

No, not "ooohhhhhhh", "ooooooh"! ONE "h"! There is a difference in the expression.

And... you jerk off to disappointed fat people in restaurants?

 

Nah.Only pubs.
I'd feel abit embarrassed , kind of dirty doing that in restaurants.
Shows a lack of claaaarrrrse...