My friend fucked up bad.

I have a friend who's heavy into crack, and got arresting for stealing a coke machine. Stupid mother fucker! Anyways, all of his family but me has completely turned their backs on him, and he needs $200 for bail. I don't give a damn if he screws me over, I just want to know I did everything I could to help him. I'm 15, and can't pawn anything, how can I make this money VERY fast?

 

beg
whore yourself out
sell coke
wash car windows at stop lights
paper route
lottery

 

You would be helping him more if you did nothing.

 

Purp - I've honestly thought of those, lol.

Mothman - I thought of that. I know him, he won't get out, his behavior won't change. He'll just be an asshole, and get in more trouble while inside. I'll make him give me whatever worth his word is, and my dad and I will kick his ass if he lies to me.

 

your friend is sooooo fucked!
let him sit in jail and cool his heels. he better off, in jail then out on the street scoring another hit of crack.
right now he is just a crack head and, that is god awfull enough!
how in the hell is he getting money to support his habit? most likely he is whoring himself out on the street or, stealing it. yeah, he is most likely a crack whore... that is one hell, of a "great," short, life, he has before himself!
just leave him be where he is now, maybe it will make him start trying to put his shit back together.

 

I wish you and your friend luck man. I've had friends go down that road, in my case I had to accept that I couldn't save them from themselves and things got messy when I tried. I hope your situation is different.

 

Google the word codependent.

 

People here have been brutally honest. Pwn Biscut, for both your friend's and your own sakes, don't bail him out. Do talk to him, though. Visit him in jail or juvy. Talk to him. You know what will happen when you bail him out..

Also, did you ever think why he attempted to steal the coke machine in the first place?

 

lol, bcuz he thought it had coke in it.

 

:banghead:... umm.. I think the OP is smoking the crack, why would you give money to a crackhead. There is no frickin way anyone with common sense can get addicted to crack.. yo' nigga aint smoking that shit right,,
You dont buy crack cocaine unless you a dumbass crackhead.. Ok, yes the world has them, and maybe just maybe the foolish op is this crackhead. Why havent you sold your computer yet? Anyhoo.. Get yourself a 1/2 oz of coke and cook that shit up, you now have almost a 1 oz of the crack. You should be sick as a dog after you smokes a 1/4 in 3to4 days awake..., and go in a crack coma.. Wake up and flip the rest and learn not to do it again, idiot!!!
least yea aint smoking the meth.

 

was he confused? (get it? get it?)

 

i'm gunna be all parental right now...he needs to learn his lesson if he's doing stupid shit like crack and stealing coke machines. seriously...stay out of it, because if he fucks up again and they think you're involved, you're screwed and considered an "accessory" to whatever crime he commits next

 

Get him to smoke weed instead.

 

Enabling isn't the same as helping.

 

there is no crack in a Coke machine.. How dumb can you be?

 

so in other words, shove a sack up your asshole and smuggle it into jail?




seriously, bailing him out is the last thing you should do.

 

Why don't you go steal a Coke machine? I'm sure one has to have $200.

 

Apparently Fergie from the black eyed peas used to do meth.

 

Yeah bail him out and send him to rehab, then get him smoking grass instead.

 

Great plan! Too bad addiction really doesn't work that way.