Girls Aloud. After we've eaten, during after dinner drinks, I'd rohypnol them all and perform cunnilingus on them. Apart from the ginger one of course.
animals? mr ed lassie that dryer softener fabric bear (so i can fuck him up) the cat on the 'hang in there baby' posters the mimzy bunny the metal bird in 'clash of the titans'
Eddie from Frasier Marcel from Friends Bud from Married with Children Spongebob Square Pants Patrick Star The bear from Space Ghost
beastiality! i would invite otis, ted, chester, popeye, sunny, and fritz. all were dogs i had growing up at one point or another (only otis is still alive, although he is well past his prime and living with my parents).