School was fucked

Well everyday at lunch I me and my other friend go to my buddies house to have a session.

But today when we got there I noticed there was basically a full 40 of captain morgans gold rum. So I asked if I could have a shot and he said "Go ahead drink the whole fucking thing it's disgusting".

So I said "really? You don't want it" He said "Take a smell of that shit, you can have the fuckin' thing". So I took a big chug and my other friend was sitting there going "oh...oh my god stop chugging!" but I kept going.

Then like 5 minutes later I felt really buzzed so I took another big shwale. 15 minutes later I was drunk as fuck because I took another drink. Then we smoked the weed and I was fucked up.

When I got into class I was really drunk. I was like 10 minutes late so when I came in everyone looked at me and I said "what?" and I kind of laughed and then my buddy in the class yells out "you smell like a fucking pirate".

The teacher was like "hey watch your language in my room, and Ian sit down and pull your pants up"

In class we are reading In The Heat Of The Night and that book says the N word a few times.

The teacher picked me to read.... I said "no I don't wanna read today sir" and he said "come on, I always pick you first to get things rolling, it gives the other students a chance to see they can't possibly be the worst reader in the class"



........Oh for fuck sakes, my grandma and parents are sitting right behind me now talking... I'll finish this thread later.

 

What the fuck.

 

They sell 40's of rum in Canada?

 

Your teacher sounds like a dick.

 

he really does

 

They sell 60s too.

Your story reminds me of grade 11 math class when I had a water bottle full of rum leftover from the weekend in my knapsack. Friend sitting beside me saw it and asked if he could have it, so I let him and he knocked it back.

 

Damn That's fucking hilarious! Being drunk makes everything more interesting... adds the challenge of not getting caught with the benefit of enjoying everything more!

 

whatthefuck?

 

Such a strange land

 

made me laugh.

 

They sell 40's of beer in Canada, Nutmeg.

 

But if they don't have St. Ides it's not even worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM-7KgHsdm8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rke70kjYFg&NR=1

 

In High School, I used to skip my last class to hang out in the Media room. Last class was the yearbook class, and the teacher never minded it if I'd drop in and sit around, as long as I wasn't distracting people too much.

I would get stoned and drunk with my friends in the class (we would drink vodka and mixers) and somehow a few photos that I had taken while meandering around school ended up in the yearbook.

At least you didn't puke. This one girl came back from lunch in my Religion class this one time baked out of her skull, sat down, and puked on her desk.

LOL.

That same class, this cool Goth kid who sat behind me was stoned and on our quiz he mispelt his name.

His name is Peter but he wrote "Tept". For the rest of his HS & even know, everyone calls him Tept.

 

haha i never thought getting drunk in school would be a good idea.

 

I never liked being drunk in school, being high was fine, class might be interesting, and if it wasn't you could just space out or go to sleep and no one's the wiser. School is not the ideal drunk environment though

 

But we have Unibroue and Kittling Ridge.

 

Is it's alcohol content past 8% though?

 

Eh. I disagree. It's a great place to get drunk. Kids on my bus used to drink on the ride home, people would get drunk at lunch, show up drunk for school events, etc.

Hell, I'm going to a wine and cheese night tonight on campus. We have bars on campus! Alcohol and school is totally legit, yo.

 

Um, hell yes.

 

It was a pretty good day. No hangover.. It would suck to be drunk and then hungover in the same day.

Oh yeah when my teacher was saying that thing about me not being a good reader he was joking. He's a really cool teacher. He just picks me first because he know's I don't have a problem with speaking in front of the class.

I guess it's actually good that he picks me first, it makes the other kids more willing to read too. And he knows I'm always going to make the part I'm reading a joke and it will be funny.

Here's a funny part of what happened in that class:

I'm reading out loud and I noticed the N word was in the next sentence so I was thinking if I should actually say it or if I should say "negro" or something like that.

No one else in the story had gotten to the N word yet so I would be the first. For some reason it felt like everyone was anxiously waiting until I got to that word just to hear what I would say.

Then the sentence came.. I can't remember exactly how it went but it was kind of like this. "And then the filthy fuckin' ******". And thats the only thing I remember about that sentence.

The room went perfectly silent when I said it and the teacher looked at me and said "come on, did you really need to add the F word?"

I didn't even meen to add "fuckin" in before it. I'm just so used to saying "fuckin" before any racial insult (or any word for the matter).

..Hmm, I might get high soon. Because I'm a pirate, with low pants.