dogs

i better get to play with some dogs tomorrow or i'ma be all grumpy!

 

you can play with my dog...

i don't have any pets either..

 

it is a wiener dog?

 

technically i suppose, although i call it The Hot Dog.

 

can i put mustard on it and talk it for a walk in the park?

 

if that's what you're into i guess... it's so much better with chili though.

 

i like to cut my tofu dogs up and put them in chili or vegan mac'n cheese.

but seriously.. i better get to play with some dogs!

 

You should come play with Noobs she needs the exercise -she is getting chunky

 

i'm getting chunky too...

 

My mom's got a house full of chihuahuas, you're welcome to come take a few home with you!

 

my dog is mildly retarded I think

 

i'll be there at 6!

 

You can come play with Murphy and Gracie and I'll make you veggie gyros tonight.

 

My Murphy dog is, but he's so cute it doesn't matter. I ask how Murphy's day was and Andy replies he licked the windows on the special bus.

 

ahahah cute! i only got to play with two dogs. i washed EVERY dish in the place, shit and pee and barf and left over food and did 6 loads of laundry. (covered in the same animal funk and hair) it's way better than seeing horrible people be horrible to their horrible children.

 

You can take Zephyr on a walk if you'd like. He just goes up the block to the mailbox and back. He's half-chihuahua half-basset, and he's freaking adorable. I had to walk home from work today, I'm not sure I'm up for a walk up to the mailbox. Haha.