Really. i was totally on my boat... well not MY boat. someone else i don't know's old boat, and this friggin sea monster jumped out and tried to eat my boots! I really didn't want to but i had to kill it. i love my boots!
i swear to god. if you killed the lochness monster im gonna be really pissed. i wanted to be the first person to kill it
oh no, you can't pull that bullshit over on me! i know for a fact that you did not kill the sea monster... godzilla killed the sea monster! i saw the movie. (godzilla vs. the sea monster) i bet you were drunk when that happen, and a fish though your boots were a couple of girl fish, and he was just trying to get it on with them.
