if and when you got to Heaven and God checked you out and thought you were cute and

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by ChiefCowpie, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    can we please stay on topic... would you or would you not have some raging hot sex with God that would blow your socks off?
     
  2. JanaXGIRL

    JanaXGIRL Senior Member

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    I don't know..

    I would..

    look at my sig who my God is.. if this man would ask me If I'd go with him to bed, I would.. cause I love him, anyway..

    but if it would be in Heaven..

    ehm, Heaven can be on Earth... :)
     
  3. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    sounds like happiness for you would be the sadness when God stops fucking you
     
  4. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    The Truth
     
  5. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    You stated the doctor told you had a 10% chance of living. Maybe the 10% did it???

    Is that last bit a Joe Swanson from Family Guy type of thing?
     
  6. arlia

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    themeaning of life is to live a life that hasa deepest passionate frendship with god full of purpose dreams and prosperity,the way he planned it!

    northenleihigh97,thanks for sharin......testemonies are a powerful and personal way of expressing gods gr8ness,ppl can argue the bible,but they cannot argue about some1s life in the same way!
     
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    Don't you love it wen these morons come in these forums thinking they have something that will truly defeat us or anger us and all they get is honest replies? I love it. I love how they think they must mock us to try to prove something. I think it is hilarious that some of these people are considered as adults to.
     
  8. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    don't know who you are responding too but my question was serious... bandit, wouldn't you like to get it on with God?
     
  9. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    arlia, i don't quite know how to interprate this... sounds like your hankering for some hanky panky with the Lord
     
  10. arlia

    arlia Members

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    heheh!!!
    ure avin a laugh int ya!
    that big white beard dont really do it for me!!
     
  11. Lilyrayne

    Lilyrayne Chrisppie

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    Hey Chief, did ya notice that was your 777th post?
     
  12. Bare Foot Bunny Hugg

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    wow..how the hell do you think of questions like that..
     
  13. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    actually it would be, how the heaven do you think of questions like that?...

    answer: its the holy spirit working through me
     
  14. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    wow!!!!!!!!! that's really freaky
     
  15. ChiefCowpie

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    i guess you're not a biker chick... not into guys with beards
     
  16. arlia

    arlia Members

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    no im not a biker chick......but loooooooooooooveeee bikes!!!
    i like long haired dudes with harley....not too keen on the ZZ top beard look really
     
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