Noods or gtfo. Keep in mind that the loser day shift came through with no nudes. Just one, and it has to be of the person posting, and you are officially better than those slacker day-shifters.
Haha...I'm here all the time. I pull double shifts frequently. And I think you've already gotten the password to my gallery (which no longer exists, so it's not necessary for anyone to ask for it now). So...nyah.
As if I'm putting nudes on the net. They'll be getting passed around long after I'm dead. Wait...I could live forever... No nudes.
You need to hold a sign that say hi daisymae, or it's not you... Let me guess, you wrote it on your dick...no one will ever see it...
I did happen to write it on my dick well, actually I had to pay a homeless guy to do it, cuz I can't actually reach it not my fault