Rules and Regulations

What rules do you have in the household?

Ours are mainly, no smoking (tobacco) and no shoes on the carpet.... just about everything else is 'o-tay'.

 

No smoking, drugs or booze.

 

No darkies.

 

Awww, but I wanted to come hang out.

 

Rules and regulations.. Who needs them ?? Throw them out the door...

Peace

 

no drugs unless you have enough for me

no alcohol unless you have enough for me

no pooping unless you save it in a ziploc bag

 

1-If you kill someone, get rid of the body.
2-Don't taunt my alligator, I ain't responsible for body losses.
3-I if you fuck my sofa in the crack where the cushions meet, you pay the cleaning.
4-If you use my ziplocks for condoms, don't put them back where you took them.
5-My webcam is not an orifice exploratory device for science.
6-Don't play with my stuffed grandma, it's disrespectful.
7-Your body parts don't belong in a microwave, even if you did manage to close the door.
8-Putting vomit in the spaghetti sauce might not change it's taste so much but, don't do it anyway.
9-No random forum members allowed @ any time.

 

No pants on with the door closed.

 

Jesus... What's your place? A religious temple? No one can do anything? You should lighten up a little...

 

You're not welcome around these parts, negro.

 

There is no point in setting rules...every time we try, they get ignored. The only one people don't ignore is call before you come over. That way if we don't want your ass over, we don't have to pretend we're not home when you're knocking on our door. Yes, my friends are that overbearing that we can't tell them no once they're here. They're great. Haha.

 

No Yelling, no cooking food that smells funny without warning, no dirty dish leaving around oh and I am not allowed to leave the mail in my car...Andy's grumpy when he goes to pay the bills and can't find them.

 

Oh and as of yesterday, no bringing junk food in the house.

 

only the golden rule and sometimes the rule of thumb

 

Um, a few cleaning rules which we stick to pretty well. Wash dishes everyday.

Other than that, we just make things up as we go, which works well, cause my roomate and I are real chill.

 

Please flush the toliet after using it.
Please close the door when on the toliet or getting undressed.
Keep the volume of the TV/Stereo down when others are sleeping.

 

if you must have sex at least wear protection, a bike helmet will do

 

the only rule in my house is the extreme cleanliness rule...cuz im psycho about that shit

 

No shoes.

Flush the goddamn toilet!!!

 

No shoes inside the house. And don't let the dog inside the house before washing her if she's muddy. And if you eat stuff that produces crumbs, don't spread them all over the place because if you do I will fuck you up.