You know youre a stoner when...

Add your own, try to make them witty, or at least make them up while stoned


You know youre a stoner when weed stops getting in the way of work
and work starts to get in the way of weed

(closed at 420)

 

you know you're a stoner when you have less than a mile to drive but you decide to burn on the way anyway. Prom '04.

 

When your parents smoke pot with you

 

you know your a stoner when you want to name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.

 

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a fat bowl of couch and floor weed.

 

You know your a stoner when you smoke one bowl, but then want to smoke another bowl, but then you want to smoke a phillie, then you want to smoke some bong hits, then u want some saliva mixed with cripi and mized with more weed, then you want to smoke on a gravity bong, then you want to smoke two joints at the same time, and then you put some buds on a hot plate and smell the sweet smoke, you know your a stoner when you put a little bit of weed at the end of your car keys ans you snort it, then you kinda wiggle your eyes and go ugh, ugh, ugh.... you know your a stoner when you wake up crying in the middle of the night, hiding your feelings in a box underneath the bed...

 

You know you're a stoner when everytime you see the number 420 you get excited.

 

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work..............

 

i am so there with you on that... desperate times call for desperate measures

 

i definetley agree wiht that..except most recently it was windowsill weed cuz i dump my cached bowls in my window sill

 

You know your a stoner when you have breakfast cereal under your bed

 

i saw your post about that earlier... that's funny

 

yeah i picked through that shit with tweezers and got enuff half burnt buds to smoke several times. sadly im all out now with a scraped bowl and a dealer in jail

oh well....yall light some herbs for me!

 

You know your a stoner when wait for the stop sign to turn green...

 

You know your a stoner when you think water tastes good

 

Also, you know your a stoner when you start dancing like a robot to the sonic the hedgehog theme tune on sega in order to impress your parants so they dont ground you

 

You know you're a stoner if there's always a one month period between all your jobs.

You know you're a stoner if you can watch "Half Baked" over and over and still find it funny.

You know you're a stoner when a trip to Taco Bell at 1 AM sounds like a great idea. (or maybe you're just drunk...)

You know you're a stoner if you constantly start a sentence and then forget what you were talking about.

You know you're a stoner when Pink Floyd is everything that is right and good about music.

You know you're a stoner if you think tie-dye is the height of fashion.

 

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a bowl off of the weed on your coffee table. (I've done that before).

You know you're a stoner when you go trick-or-treating just because you have the munchies. (Did that too :-D)

 

wen it takes u nearly 30 minutes to light a pipe or bong cause ur too stoned

 

You know your a stoner when youve got 6 lighters that are half full, but you still cant find them.

You know your a stoner when you can take a hit off of a joint, hold it in, then go brush your teeth, spit and gargle before exhaling.

You know your a stoner when you can see how everything you come across can be fashioned into a bong.

You know your a stoner when the only reason you buy new shoes is so that you can use the shoebox top to roll joints.