shamwow?

Vince, the shamwow guy that we all know, was arrested for beating up a hooker.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/29922878#29922878

 

i wonder if he helped her clean all that blood out of the carpet in three easy steps..

or if he wore the headset while hittin her.

 

MEH videos. I have to keep stopping my damn music.

Hahahaha the fucking bobcat. The guy got raped AND got rabies from it.

 

Oh, thank god it wasn't Billy Mays.

 

i wanna see vince and billy mays duke it out... bare knuckle

 

he should have cleaned her vag with his 3 easy steps first...

god knows what he could have acquired from her

 

god knows what he already had. i feel sorry for the hooker, did you see his mugshot? he looks like shit.

 

I heard that on the radio today.

....I didn't laugh nearly as much as the fuckin people on the radio did, they just made fun of him but it wasn't really that funny.

 

but the hooker was the one that bit his tongue and wouldn't let go... lol

 

Yeah that hooker sounds like a bitch. Wtf kind of service is that?! Especially for that kind of cash.

Billy Mays and Vince would be an epic battle...

 

what a loser..

 

"blood on the carpet from beating up a hooker?.. just toss some soda water on that blood stain.. dab with the shamwow... look stain all gone"

 

"remeber.. the shamwow is made by germans.. if the holocaust never happened.. i never beat up that hooker"

 

@joker
:smilielol5:

 

I wonder how much that hooker loved his nuts? omg.. the amount of lulz.. you could do a 60min stand up routine on this story

 

Maybe.....

 

Yeah, why would a hooker even do that shit...

 

Haha i always knew that guy was miserable behind his faked infomercial intenseness

 

vince's life is just as miserable.. i mean.. if you are excited about selling crap on tv.. you're on a serious drug habit im sure