my dog

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  1. littlehippieee420

    littlehippieee420 Member

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    so last night, i picked up about an eighth, and my brother already had about an eighth. we had all the weed spread out on our table, and we were just chillin ya know whatever. i started cleaning up the house ( cause i can't smoke in a messy house ) and meanwhile the buds still just sitting there. now my chihuahua, who's a complete menace, he has this problem where he likes to jump up onto the couch, and jump from the back of the couch onto the table chair and up onto the kitchen table, like a fucking cat. he tries to sleep on the table, sit on the table, eat on the table, whatever.
    well i'm sure by now you can see where this story is going. all of a sudden, i'm done cleaning my room, go back out to the livingroom, and half of the fucking weed is gone, and the rest is on the floor, and there's my dog, stanging in the middle of the table with his ears back. i was in shock, i didn't even know what to say, he had to eat atleast 5 grams of it. i wanted to get mad at him but the poor thing was trippin so hard, throwing up falling over- and what would i have told the animal hospital? he overdosed on marijuana?!

    anyway he ended up being alright, just been sleeping all day. what a horrible experience :/

    peace&love<3
     
  2. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    I used to blow shotguns into my dog's nose. She loved it lol she would curl up with me and watch me blow out smoke and try and bite at it
     
  3. littlehippieee420

    littlehippieee420 Member

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    yeah my dog loves gettin high! i'll just occassionally blow a hit in his ear, and he'll get all chill and cool. but apparently ingesting 5 grams by mouth did him no good :/
     
  4. Buddha Fish

    Buddha Fish wanderin' fish

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    lol that sucks
    at least now you learned now that weed belongs in bags or jars, right?
     
  5. littlehippieee420

    littlehippieee420 Member

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    haha well ya know we were weighin it out, gettin ready to twist up a doobie, just didn't expect my 4 pound dog to go right ahead and eat all my weed man! :)
     
  6. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    mouie wowie, with a hint of labrador
     
  7. imaginepeace

    imaginepeace Livin' the Dream

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    My friend had a dog that liked to get on tables to.
    Baggy or not shed eat it. Evil evil dog.
     
  8. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    Why did you spread your weed out all over the table?
     
  9. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    So let me get this straight. You take all the weed you and your brother have, and spread it out on the table that you know the dog, who is a menace, constantly hangs out on, and you're surprised at this situation?
     
  10. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Well I hope your dog learn his lesson.
     
  11. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    how did the dog get high??
     
  12. deleted

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    my dog ate a 1/8 last week from the table.
    its nothing new.. he had the Air stepping walk for a while and was fine in a few hrs..
     
  13. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    blueblue's a champ :D
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Kind of like on the trailer park boys were Mrs. Petersons dog eats Ricky's weed brownies and then he got shot in the ass by his daughter.

    What a good episode.
     
  15. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    I've seen a couple three dogs that ate ganja food. They did not look like they were having a good time. I saw on a vet website...SF Animal Hospital, I think, not sure, though, that pot can be toxic to dogs in large enough doses, especially small dogs. Something about it lowering their body temperature.
     
  16. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    lol. You should have taught your dog a new trick and fuck with him like a real master would.
     
  17. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    Boy, when I get a new bag of weed I like to spread it out all over the table, stand back and have a good look at it.
     
  18. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    i do that with my dank..

    it makes me feel like i have a bigger dick.
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I pity you.
     
  20. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    The only time I'd ever spread weed out all over the place is if I had gotta like a half or more of some good stuff. Usually I just but 8ths though.
     
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