Ok I'm REALLY BORED

Make me a huge sword worthy of slaying all who oppose me

 

...Would thar be boobies?

 

I just want to have a house big enough to house some kids, and enough money to provide for them. then to pump out like four more kids.
its pretty simple, but hard to achieve

 

So that would be... traveling the world on a jello bike while discussing boobs with brilliant blacksmiths?

EDIT: Don't forget to take the animals with you though

My fantasy is to travel the world by bike with a nice girlfriend to see all the wonders of nature in other parts of this small planet.

 

Well.. In my fantasies there are lesbians so YES lots of boobies ^^

Oh yea and skinny dipping Soooo wanna try that... and water sex...



*Mermaid*



YAY I'm still really bored, a day on, and soooo glad this thread hasn't died out xD

 

speaking of swimming.
i was in my backyard yesterday.
and i heard my neighbors yelling.
so i looked over at them and the big dude threw his kid into the pool.
they were yelling in spanish so i had no idea what it was about.
but it was cool cuz the kid started crying.
it was like a fight scene from street fighter.
with out punching and kicking.

 

god damn. hear hear. *rollz eyez*

 

id like to get on a plane and go somewhere hot and just chill and leave all my shit behind....no bills,house annoying ppl and pollution and general crap.

 

To own a hookah bar somewhere on Zanzibar and sit in it all nite chatting with the most peculiar of folk...

 

I'd like to magically have my smallholding, with all the expensive shit like solar power whatnots and animal housing and infinite vet vouchers taken care of so I can just get on with living the life I want

 

oooh, pick me pick me!

 

my dream....right now, to have dreads...lol i was just talking to my sis on the phone, and i passively started twisting and ripping a chunk of my bangs...after i hung up the phone i spent about 10 minutes trying to get the knots out of my one lonely pathetic dread wondering if i would have to cut the knots out or dread my entire head and tell my boss to shove the dress code policy up his ass...luckily, neither; i got the dread out, and re-enforced the idea that conditioner is an anti-dread substance...dont twist and rip if you're not ready btw...

otherwise my real dream would be something along the lines of just being the head of a happy household...it's my biggest goal in life at least...being able to live w/o worry of money would be awesome too...

 

I think it'd be sweet to be able to live ina commune like in "the Beach" minus the killing, shark attacks and guerrilla pot growers. And to be able to have Yale with me...
but that would never happen because I always need to be near great health care...

 

Yeah, I definitely second "The Beach" idea Tanna. After going to the actual beach they filmed at in Thailand it really gives you a feel of independence and back to nature. The thought of living much more simple is very attractive. I guess that's why I love backpacking/traveling so much.

 

I'd love to live with a tribe, be it african brazillian or just one from an island that was on the bbc the other day.. can't remember the name, I think the islands were off africa... Anyway lol the program was called 'the real swiss robson family' or something. I'd love to do that, be left on an island with a survival kit... I think the meaning of life is survival. I hate the western moderised society Yet I'm going to uni and starting the rat race... *Grr* I just want to escape.

Live on an island. My ultimate dream. I'd love to go for a few weeks at least!!

 

Did you see that episode of tribe when bruce when to that Polynesian island and they were all happy as fuck and cried when he left? They were great. All the blokes were ripped like rambo and you had no idea why because they just dossed about all day, but then they went fishing and this bloke pulled a shark out the water.

 

Haha wow!! I love that series, don't think I watched that one though Bruce parry is sooo awesome lol