Fuckin lightweights

Went out to this party tonight with a few buddies and theres this kid lets call him L who always gets really drunk and burns out... Well hes fuckin small as hell and hammered a 26er and couldnt stand straight, couldnt form coherant sentences, and was walking around slapping people in the face

He fuckin hit like 30 people in the face, he had no idea what he was doing just hittin kids. he hit me and my freind held me back so i didnt knock his ass out right there

i fuckin hate people that drink themselves retarded especially angry drunks

 

hahaha this reminds of a story in the summer when this kid who was about 5"2 and wieghed like 80 pounds said he drank a 26er to the face and i called bullshit so hes like k ill drink you under the table.so i took him up and the next night we got a 26er each. after about quarter of 26er his guts where all over his bathroom lol

 

Everyone gets angry when they get blacked out enough. Like badly.

Ehh.

Sounds like a douche though. But he can't help it if the alcohol has a much more potent effect on him than other people. Maybe he should just drink more. Some people just get used to it and act normal again. Happened to a friend.

 

^ you guys sound pretty hardcore for 14 year olds

 

Directed at me?

lol

 

lol no to chronic glass masta

 

reminds me of my buddy who always gets hammed and does funny shit. he's small to but he actually can outdrink a lot of people because he just drinks so much.

 

God I remember when I was a teen my best friend would get horribly drunk and disgusting. Your story reminds me of the time when we were like 15 or so and she drank way too much slow gin to the point of turning a monster. She got naked and had red stains of slow gin running all down her body, all in her hair and on her face, and she was throwing herself around this party in the most repulsive way you can imagine. The biggest horn dog I knew who was known to take advantage of girls when they got drunk said,

"This is the first time I have ever seen a naked chick that I didn't want to fuck."

^This was the defining moment in my development when I decided I would rather be a stoner than an alcoholic and that I rather hang out with stoners than drunks.:sifone:

 

lol i thought so too

 

There was this chick who came to the skatepark one night and she was so drunk. She took her shirt off and her tits were like hanging out of her bra and she only had underwear on.

Then she pissed all over the skatepark. I couldn't believe she actually did it. Then everyone was laughing (about 30 people) and then my friends stole her shoes that were on the ground and threw them in a tree.

God that was funny.

 

HA!

 

people who cant buy liquor usually don't know how to handle.

 

Beer ftw.

Mixed drinks are good though. There are like 1000's I have to try when I turn 21. Gonna be having a damn adventure

 

I've been there before. I once ate 4 xanax bars and drank a 750ml bottle of vodka, and I ended up chasing my friend around the apartment with the empty bottle, hitting him in the head with it a couple of times, until I eventually tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell on my face. lol Good times, indeed.

 

Haha damn 4 bars?
Btw whAt's up guys.. I'm peace is freedom
Man I remember this one time I was hanging out with my buddie
Who was like 19 at the time..
It was about a month after my 14thbirthday
This guy was like my mentor.. I talked to him about drugs
Once and he took me and watched over me so I didn't
Do anything stupid while I found my way with jane!
Hahaha....
Anyway we were hanging out and it was all of these guys
From my school who were seniors and we light up
And we're having a great time...
I see this realy hot peurto rican chick (who was with some guy that passed out)
Take a shot of vodka from the bottle she barely got any
Any who I plan on being so damn smooth
So I walk up to her and I'm like may I? Haha I take the LITER bottle and start to chug
After like 8 gulps ( I was already high )
I started to feel the burn haha
Anyway I put the bottle down and I was fucked!
But all of these seniors were like damn junior ( that's what they call me)
So I chugged the whole fucking bottle...
I was SUPER FUCKED MAN
Haha I had earned my spot in the group man
I had proven myself...
I never liked but I was so stoned from the weed
That I just stared at the bonfire for a couple of hours
Hahaha
Man... Those were the days!

 

^ lmao.

but as someone who spent many hours starring at a fire drunk/stoned/both, i can say i had some funny shit happen prior too.

But mentors ftw, i had one. I am kind of one. I hope some day to be one.

 

i was at a party last night and played one game of beer pong and then smoked a blunt of some banger. i was bugged out for the rest of the night and wasnt talking much, and everyone was staring at my eyes cuz they were red as fuck and i was one of three people who were high there and i smoked most of the blunt

 

I love being high and drunk at the same time...

Can someone say SUPER INEBRIATION!!!

 

Just this past week some drunk girl came into our room and slapped me in the face.. I was soo fucking pissed. she was tanked though. But still...

 

^shoulda tripped her