...being a guy...that would either mean; a) I'm gay - which is not the case - nothing is better for my health than pussy juice; b) I'm dating the circus lady.
You just want to hear the poor girl scream while you wax her? You should just leave the back hair and braid it for her. That's what I would do for Shroomie.
Hey, mutual hair removal is great for bonding! Good thinking with the braiding, though. I'll have to give that a go. I could see that being even better than waxing.
Haha...I wondered the same thing, actually. I think it's from smoking lots of cigarettes or something...it's not always orange like that...I don't think... lol