So this is Malaria...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Unknown American, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Fucking cool! I have an exotic tropical sickness. Another new experience!

    I am okay right now but the 8 hours or so of chills followed by high fever sucked.

    It was hard to move or do anything. I almost collapsed 3 times toady.

    So I have decided this Malaria thing sucks.

    I am going to the hospital in the morning.

    It was strange talking to my farm manager today. I told him what was going on and he is like, "Dude you have Malaria."

    After experiencing this I must say I do not recommend this experience to anyone.
     
  2. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I heard it was the shits.

    joking aside, sorry to hear that.
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I was wondering if you'd gotten malaria or something since you haven't been around. Looks like you did. Shit.

    I've been coughing up shit for the past two weeks if that's any consolation and I spent last Monday night in tears because it hurt so bad to lie down because every sinus in my fucking head was throbbing and I couldn't sleep. Uck. But you know...that's still not malaria. So...get better soon? lol
     
  4. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    Man that blows I hope your body fights it off well. Good to see ya back, hopefully the jungle wont be to much harder on you.
     
  5. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    malaria. well that sure fuckin sucks.
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    it just sounds nasty

    ...
     
  7. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Thanks for the comments and well wishes.

    I actually have been absent here becase Spring is real busy in the seed business.

    But me experiencing chills and fevers with the realization that I should be in a hospital but was not able to drive was kind of trippy.

    I actually did not have the physical ability to roll a joint until after 6 pm.

    I will be glad to put this experience behind me.
     
  8. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    Understandable. At least you got that joint rolled :D
     
  9. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    hahaha Loser.

    kidding. :p


    Get better hon.
     
  10. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    see, THIS is when you need cannabis capsules.
     
  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    That's awesome. :biggrin:

    Not that I wish you any harm. I think you're a stand up guy, I just think it's really exotic and cool. I'm sure you'd disagree, but you got to take the bad with the good. And there in the jungle? Life sounds good.

    Feel better.
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I hope you're ok. :( Malaria sounds scary, but most tropical diseases do.
     
  13. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Well in the past I could not say that I had an exotic tropical sickness.

    Now I can:D

    If I can make it through the night without chills and fevers, I will be a happy camper.

    Malaria strikes hard in the first 24 hours. Then it appears to get better. But strikes again 48 hours later.

    I am glad I am taking care of this.

    If there is one thing I have learned in the jungle is that you have to have a sense of humor, plus a lot of weed helps.

    I love my life now. I am thankful for all the good things I have.

    Malaria will end up being just one more interesting experience.:cool:
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    pffft malaria



    try being constipated for 3 months


    with hemmorhoids the size of small boulders....
     
  15. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Whoa.
    Were you taking antimalarials?
    Is this the recurring kind of malaria or will you be home free after treatment?
     
  16. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You can count your lucky stars that they have developed ways to treat it.

    There's a famous entomologist here in Chiang Mai with a private museum(in his home) containing his collection of millions of bugs, butterflies etc. He has also captured and documented the 432 species of mosquito in Thailand, discovering 16 of them himself.

    He started collecting bugs after surviving a bout of malaria in the 1940s when he was only 9 years old. The treatment back then included daily piercing of the skin around the anus with a sharpened twig from some kind of lemon tree.

    See, don't you feel lucky now?
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Ganja doesn't. He wishes he had malaria 70 years ago.
     
  18. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Sorry to hear that UA :(

    I've heard malaria can be a right bastard.
    I think there are various different strains of it?
    Do u know which one?

    Hope u get well soon.
     
  19. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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  20. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    gosh I wish I could have gone to Thailand
    Well I am in China, I will be sure to drop down during a break!
     
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