My e-tongue-lashing of a Paypal/Craigslist Scammer

Dear "Doctor" Evigan,

1. You are trying to scam me.
2.You are not honest, nor are you a god-fearing man.
3.I have received absolutely no notification from a legitimate paypal email saying the transfer has occurred.
4.Your poorly fabricated e-mail only served to make me more suspicious of you. (which I have been from the beginning.)
5.You lied to me.
6.You are not a "Doctor," as doctors have much better spelling and grammar.
7.You attempted to make me out as the one who wished to scam you. (a very common tactic, and one that is easily seen through.)
8.You offered me more than double what I was asking. (this is one of the first things which raised my suspicions.)
9.You want me to send it to Nigeria, of all places, for your Grandson. (or is it your son? you seem to have slipped up a little in out dialogue.)
10.YOU FAIL AT LIFE! (and scamming too.)

This will be the last time I reply to one of your messages, unless you submit a legitimate and authentic fund transfer to my paypal account, and I recieve a LEGITIMATE email from Paypal. Oh, and HERE is the homepage of the "paypal" customer support. Mail2world is "the free email that has everyone talking!"

Not that stupid,
Andrew Graves

 

The payment has been made and i have gotten a mail from paypal
concerning the item. I believe paypal would have contacted you.
Immediately you get the confirmation from a paypal, go and ship the
item through the USPS Global Express Mail Service (EMS). Make sure you
are given the shipment tracking number thats starts with (E).. Nice
having business with you and this this the shipping address of my
grandson below again.


Name: Samson Ladipo
Address:No 8 Sanada Street Molete
City: Ibadan.
State: Oyo State.
Zip Code: 23402.
Country: Nigeria

Pls make sure its well packed with all the accessories ok..

Thanks.

On 3/26/09, Dr Evigan <dr.evigan@gmail.com> wrote:
> Am a very honest and a God fearing man who cant hurt my fellow human
> being ok.. Am looking for a honest seller too so dont loo quote eager
> okay i cant hurt you and i promise you that there wont be any problem
> with this if you are a honest man.. Thanks
>
> On 3/26/09, Andrew Graves <drew5147@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> I thought it was your Grandson. This e-mail raises my suspicions for
>> numerous reasons. I'm not saying that I'm not interested in selling it to
>> you, but how do I know if you are trustworthy? The e-mail seems quite
>> eager
>> to me.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> From: Dr Evigan <dr.evigan@gmail.com>
>> To: Andrew Graves <drew5147@yahoo.com>
>> Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:19:57 PM
>> Subject: Re: Sony Handycam CCD-F70 - $150 (vallejo / benicia) Reply to:
>> sale-aetbu-1080880005@craigslist.org
>>
>> Shipping to Nigeria shouldn't cost more than 50 to 70dollars...Payment
>> will be made to you and you will get the confirmation as soon as you
>> get the confirmation you will get the item shipped and get back to the
>> paypal with the shipment tracking number so they can get the money
>> into your account. I hope you are not here to play head games with me
>> because i have been scammed by a seller that i sent him money and he
>> didn't ship the item to my son and made away with my money so thats
>> why i choose to start using paypal which is safe. It doesn't mean you
>> should have a credit card before you can use it so far you have a bank
>> account after getting the money into your account you can get it from
>> your bank its very simple. So get back to me as soon as possible.
>>
>> Thanks.
>>
>> On 3/26/09, Andrew Graves <drew5147@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> Sounds good. I can send it off as soon as possible.
>>> How much does it cost to ship something to Nigeria?
>>>
>>>
>>> Sincerely,
>>> Andrew Graves
>>>
>>> P.S. My Paypal account uses this same email address.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ________________________________
>>> From: Dr Evigan <dr.evigan@gmail.com>
>>> To: Andrew Graves <drew5147@yahoo.com>
>>> Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:10:18 PM
>>> Subject: Re: Sony Handycam CCD-F70 - $150 (vallejo / benicia) Reply to:
>>> sale-aetbu-1080880005@craigslist.org
>>>
>>> Alright i will pay you $300 plus the shipping cost too. i just want
>>> this item to get to my Grandson that recently traveled to abroad
>>> (Nigeria) for a research program real soon.As am in Washington DC
>>> right now due to work.He will be doing is birthday and i will like to
>>> send him a gift.Also, I will like to know your last price you will to
>>> sell and how much its going to cost me for shipping of this item. This
>>> item is to be shipped directly from you to Grandson address at abroad
>>> via USPS ( EMS ) Global Express Mail. My mode of payment is
>>> Paypal.Kindly close the auction and get back to me with your payment
>>> details so i can make the payment asap.Hope to read from you soon.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Dr.Evigan
>>> 206-984-9298
>>>
>>> On 3/25/09, Andrew Graves <drew5147@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> Yes, it is still available. Unfortunately, I do not have the means to
>>>> supply
>>>> you with pictures of it, but I am more than willing to meet with you in
>>>> person so you can see it for yourself. I was hoping to get $130 for it,
>>>> but
>>>> if that is unreasonable, let me know.
>>>>
>>>> Sincerely,
>>>> Andrew Graves
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ________________________________
>>>> From: Dbanj Dbanj <dbanj005@gmail.com>
>>>> To: drew5147@yahoo.com
>>>> Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:09:28 PM
>>>> Subject: Re: Sony Handycam CCD-F70 - $150 (vallejo / benicia) Reply to:
>>>> sale-aetbu-1080880005@craigslist.org
>>>>
>>>> Hello...is it still for sale let me know asap dont forget to send me
>>>> some pics of it and how much are you willing to sale it..
>>>>
>>>> Dbanj.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Hello...is it still for sale let me know asap dont forget to send me
>>>> some pics of it and how much are you willing to sale it..
>>>>
>>>> Dbanj.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>


--

I am interested in purchase it if you are ready to sell for me, So
please let me know the present condition including your last asking
price you are willing to sell it, with some other pictures,and am
sending to my Grandson that recently traveled to abroad (Nigeria) for
a research program.Also, I will pay you $400 for the payment including
shipping of this item. This item is to be shipped directly from you to
Grandson address at abroad via USPS ( EMS ) Global Express Mail. My
mode of payment is Paypal.Kindly close the auction and get back to me
with your payment details so i can make the payment asap.
Hope to read from you soon.

Regards,
dr.evigan

 

Fucking Noobs...



Fucker could have at least fabricated the fake e-mail right.


Heres the text from the fake e-mails.

Here is the site that he made the fake customer service e-mail address at.

 

I had a CL scammer once... he said he would send me a check for like $2000 and i was supposed to cash it... take the cash i was owed plus an additional $100 for my troubles and yadda yadda.. he sent the check.. i emailed him back telling him i varified the check was not real and threw it away and he emailed me back saying that he was gonna contact the authorities.. i told him go ahead.. you sent me a bogus check that i had varified by the bank it was published from

 

That's an old one. Some fuck from Romania tried to pull that one on me when I was selling my old snowboard a few years back.

 

I stopped at "nor are you a god fearing man"

that's just fucking stupid

 

..

 

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I heard you're not supposed to ship anything to Africa because they can report an item "not received" and their delivery system is so bad that they have no proof of delivered items and you have to refund them their money.

 

Well, generally if they ask you to ship it to Africa, they dont intend to send you the money in the first place.

 

Lmao, and that's the reason you fail and now look like an idiot .

 

Yeah, it would have made sense if you had just read like 2 more paragraphs...



They were paragraphs too, it wasnt even a wall of text.


Admittedly, I can see how it could be confusing (or stupid or nonsensical for some) as that list was the last time I replied to him.


Not really my problem though.


I think I'm just a bit too lit to give a fuck.


/rambling

 

^ another fail.

 

The mere mention of the country of Nigeria means its a scam

 

So what were you trying to acheive by letting him know he tried to rip you off?

I mean.. You don't have to tell him that he's ripping you off. He knows he's doing it.... For god sakes he is the one doing it.

Just wondering lol.

 

haha

 

Just to let him know that he fucked up.


And to make myself feel superior.


That sorta shit.

 

Andrew, this is the most boring thing I have ever read.

 

Shit Happens.


I've been told I have a dry sense of humor.


Different things for different people?