When $5 for a hooker is too much...

spend a buck fifty at the local car wash instead....


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

 

He was looking for a two dollar whore wearing a 5 dollar dress.........and he found the vac hose instead........Hose etta was her name

 

what wait, I know where a vacuum whore is only 75cents for 3 minutes.. new hoses and everything, you harldy get any dust on the pecker.
But still I wear the condom cause its much more pleasurable that aways..
Got to fuck it when its been sitting in the sun all days mmmmmmmm warm hose..

 

well I figured a buck fifty cuz 3 mins might not do it


or you just might want two sessions

 

So basically that SOB was cheating on his home vacuum


Hotwater

 

god people make me laugh

 

Someone told him to go downtown to find some good hoes, he thought they said hose. It's an easy mistake to make, give the dude a break.

 

You men really will just stick that thing of yours ANYWHERE won't you.....

 

yes

 

She clearly said MEN.

 

as long as I still have the penis, I am forced by the state to be a man

 

It doesn't count if you need a medical team with fat retractors to get to it.

 

He just uses a jaws of life spreader to get to it.

 

yes I do



and no matter what, it is still there and functioning