why...

Can't I Be You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

cause IM me, silly!

 

there was nothing in the world that i ever
wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart

 

i love you crummyrummy - i was waiting for someone to get it.

 

because I don't want you to have all my money....

 

because i'm fucking cool, and only i get to be me...unless you pay three installments of $79.99 plus shipping and handling...then, and only then, can you be me.

 

That won't work. For if she's you, she'll get the money, in other words, pay her instead!

 

god damn it...i knew it was a scam...

 

Yup!
You have to watch out for people like these...