Ok - Important question that will reveal striking habits about you!

I got my first hand job from my cousin

 

1-2, almost never in front of the tv

 

haha.. You realise you suck, right?

 

...sucking was another thread we're I asked how many times people sucked their own genitals. Stick with the program - this thread is about tug jobs...
Otherwise I'll have to lock you out of this thread.
Thank you.

 

Usually no more than twice in a 24 hour span. However, on a good day, it'll be twice and getting laid once as well!

 

sometimes 0...
sometimes 4...
Depends.

In front of the TV?
Not since high school.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot, sometimes the TV is on, but it's not like I'm paying attention to it.

 

I used to masturbate anything from 4-8 times a day as a young adult, but nowadays its more like 3 times a week, and generally in front of the computer.

 

I would have to say MAYBE once a week... in the bathroom.

 

so i'm assuming the OP was edited at some point?

i'd say about 0-3. the tv usually happens to be on, but i'm usually in front of the computer, which places me at a diagonal to the tv.

like someone already said, i haven't actually used the tv for that purpose since high school.

 

Maybe once or twice. I usually have the TV while I'm masterbating, but it's more to drown out any sounds I may make.

 

Very nice trick OP, but I probably go 2 times a week at most. Masturbation takes so much time.

 

this.No Not usually in front of the tv.

 

i don`t masturbate. recently i fuck only.

 

Yeah, it was how often do you turn the TV on per day.

 

Well actually, friend, that's none of your business. But I can assure you, I stay within the social norm.

 

Like once a month, maybe.
Id di masturbate int eh car while driving last week. When it comes on, it comes on strong.

 

not in front of the telly.

 

Me and TV just Don't get Along that Well...

 

*claps* Yay! Is this a breakthrough?