Steven Segal VS. Chuck Norris

except that he's dead

 

doesnt matter, this is all hypothetical anyways duh

 

Oh I don't know if Pay-per-view could come up with a good offer they could go for it

 

thanks for ruining the thread with your nonsense.

 

:iamwithstupid:

 

im glad you agree

 

if those two went at it, i would pray for dirty harry to walk in and blow both of them away!
both norris and segal act like a couple of first class assholes both on and off screen.
at least eastwood knows the difference between playing the role of an asshole on screen and, being a real human being off screen.
both norris and segal are so dumb that they don't even know the difference.

 

hehehe...Bingo!


ZW

 

Definitely, Bruce Lee was the best.

 

I don't know why

 

i'm sure bruce lee would team up with clint eastwood to, kick both norris and segal asses to hell!
lee was like eastwood in, that he too knew the difference between playing the role of an asshole on screen and being a real human being off screen.
i have no doubt, that if lee were alive today, he would be ashamed to see what his student chuck norris has become!

as far as i'm concern, the "best" matral artist in movies today is jackie chan; at least he conducts himself as a human being both on and off screen!

 

Tony Jaa. This young man is the most fantastic martial arts performer and Fight choreographer I have ever seen!
And believe me, I idolize Bruce Lee...

But after seeing Tony Jaa's movie "Tom Yum Goong"(The Protector )I was completely blown away. His fight scenes are sooo realistic, but with just the right theatrical flair so the camera loves it.

Also cool about this particular film is, the plot has to do with this Thai dude, who's family runs a Thai Elephant refuge. His favorite Elephant is stolen by the Mafia and in his search for his "brother", he proceeds to take on everyone in his path, all the while yelling " Where's my Elephant!!!".

I'll try to find a link. If you buy the movie, proceeds go to saving the Thai Elephant.

P.S. just found out the American Release was edited by 25 min...(Fuckin'
Wiensteins) Gotta get the directors cut!
ZW

 

thats why you check your closet every nite hoping theirs no chuck!

 

chuck can kick steves ass by blinking. not much of a fight...

 

chuck norris. he beat bruce lee 1/3 times in martial arts fights.

 

Chuck Norris is the bomb man!