do you wash your hands after you take a piss?

Those of you that said no... I'm glad I don't live with you. I always wash my hands after using the bathroom.

 

that is true. When I'm in a public restroom i flush with my foot.

 

I flush with my dick

 

Bet that takes awhile.

 

I'm glad you don't live with me too. You germaphobes get sick too much for me, with your puny immune system. My white blood cells are expert marksmen and blackbelts in multiple disciplines. I have had one serious cold in like 10 years, and that was strep, last spring. I attribute that to my downright germy life style.

 

Please tell me you wouldn't actually leave a restaurant under those circumstances? You're starting to sound like Ben Stiller from that stupid chick flick when he's going on and on about hands and beer nuts.

 

i usually rinse.

so you go home and drink heavily?

 

always, grosses me out not to. doesnt really take that long at any rate

 

unless you get one of those motion sensor faucets that takes ten minutes of waving your hand around under it for it to splash water on your hand for half a second..

 

yes, I would.. If the restroom is dirty, Ill leave aswell..
Theres alot to be said about a restaurants restrooms. If your smart youll go in one before you eat. Might just save you cash and a illness.

 

Yes. I'm pretty anal about it as a matter of fact. But I'm not a clean-freak in general.

 

yes i do, just becuz piss is sterile doesn't mean that it's not disgusting to not wash

 

only when i'm out in public and someone is looking at me. you know how dirty those taps are? better to just piss on your hands.

 

You do realize that most the time the people who clean and work the kitchen are completely different than the people who clean the restrooms, right? At least that is how I work. My kitchen is fucking spotless from top to bottom, but I can't guarantee the bathrooms are going to be quite that clean, because I'm not the one who cleans the bathroom.

 

First of all OP...who the fuck pisses on their hands? Sure...you MIGHT have to touch your schlonson while you pee, but Jesus Q. Knucklefuck...you come into contact with a lot worse than phantom dong residue in the course of a day.

Now, to answer the question. I'm guessing I wash my hands 95% of time after taking a leak. Not BECAUSE I took a piss...but because I'm already in the head and the sink is right there.

The other 5% of the time is like...pissing outdoors, or at certain public places\events. I don't want to touch anything BESIDES my dick in some restrooms. Easy enough to flush with my foot and get the fuck out.

 

your dick is less dirty than those bathrooms.

 

I'd venture to guess that on this site, that statement is only true about 42.7% of the time.

Seriously.

And that's based on hard science.

 

no, i have a small bladder and i drink a ton of water, no matter where i am.

and i would say that i wash my hands every 2 or 3 times i pee, and always if i poo. so i'm not THAT disgusting.

ditto to the germ theory too. people who lysol everything get sick way more than i do.

 

Always. A lot of the local dishes are eaten with your hands over here.