Not that I myself has done this but tommy chong did on an episode of that 70;s show. I think it would be a really cool thing to do, just becuase of the sermon and all the music and stuff. what do yall think?
i think that would be cool as shit . i RARELY go to church on the account of my parents attend a military church and i think the preachers at military churches always seem disinterested in their sermons and shit. If im gonna go praise the lord i wanan a preacher who gets hyped up and tells jokes and shit and makes it fun for the teens who are too mature to be goin to sunday school and kiddie church! id bake if u go there and the sermon sucks and jsut excuse myself to go to the bathroom and sneak into the bushes for a fast blaze!
the first time i orchestrated a drug deal was in church school, you know the classes they make you take to get confirmed. never went to church high though, cause i basically go to church twice a year, chirstmas and easter.
i rolled a joint in church, that was fun. i dont think smoking it would be tho caus there wasnt an esh on at the church.
It'd make it more interesting if I had to go, but I don't believe in Christianity, so that's not my thing. Maybe a large group meditation would be cool when stoned, or a tribal-type ritual...
if I was going to go to church, I would make sure I was a little buzzed first. it makes you open to subtle energy awareness. this would be useful in a church.
I think I would just fall asleep... those seroms are so fukin boring and the punch lines are like "and god is love" or some other thing that really has no absolute rational explanation... if I know god doesn't exist why should I go there and hear someone out who believes in such obsolete ideas.... ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
well, i've been to synagouge buzzed once or twice from waking up early, forgetting im going that day, and getting blazed....does that count?
One day in college I got up real early and took a nice long walk. Just greeting the day with a smoke and planning to relax. After a while I started just walking around and I saw a church. I decided to go in. Keep in mind, I am not dressed up or anything, I probably reek of weed, and I am in a very giggly mood. I don't believe in Christianity but I have nothing against it. I just realized how fake it was when I was 13. My mom made me attend church till I left for college, several times a week, so I figured it would kill some time. I had a great fucking time. The singing was awesome. Like singing around a campfire. You get to clap and sing loudly without worrying that someone is going to care. And the energy was intense. You could feel the interconnectedness of everyone. After about 15 minutes of this I started realizing that I was the only one having this much fun. That made me sad. It seemed like being a Christian was kind of pointless if they didn't even enjoy the service. Then the message started. That freaked me out. It seemed very violent and it became very clear that I was one of those they were at war with. I sank real low in the chair... it was pretty scary. Seriously, I thought some of them might get physical. It was probably me just being very paranoid and high. Overall, it was pretty entertaining and WAY cheaper than a movie. My advice, get stoned. Go for the singing and leave for the sermon if possible.
I used to go to a baptist church when I was a we littlun. While I did'nt go high, I kinda liked it. Our speaker told tons of stories and had all these little monolouges. It was a big church though, every sunday they had anywhere from 10-17 people easy. Yes, I'm serious; the place was like a fucking auditorium.
Seriously, that's freakin tiny! The church I used to go to would have hundreds every sunday. (it's a Catholic church, if that makes a difference...) I think I could handle going to church stoned. Catholics aren't all about hellfire and damnation, mostly it's pretty positive. The Christmas mass would definitely be cool stoned, cuz there's sooo many people. The only problem is that there's no excitement, the hymns are boring as hell and no one gets into any of it.
I used to as a kid, but really I just got all tired, and it was hard for me to keep my eyes open. Not much difference than when I wasn't stoned...
