You are looking at the richest forumer, i could buy your ass...

Just got this email, highly amusing, hopefully true. If so, i'm off to fiji.....
Attn: Dear Sir/madam

I wish to introduce my self, I am Mohammed Abacha, the eldest son of the
late president of Nigeria,General Abacha, i just got out of detention I
was falsely accused of murder and as such was imprisoned, but thanks to
Allah, I have been released for my innocence.My dear friend i need your
assistance in transferring some of my money into your Account, because the
government is making plans toseize them, as they did to my fathers own.
Please view this site and read it's content carefully, so that you will
get a clearer picture of what is going on.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_741000/741506.stm

The amount that i want to move now is $21 million deposited in a Security
company in
Europe, All that is needed is your co operation and willingness to assist
me, already i and my trusted attorney have worked out a risk free logistics
on how the funds will be moved to your custody if you adhere to instructions,
I will remunerate you with 20% at the end of the project. Most of all is
that I solicit your trust in this transaction, I have been confined only
to Kano and all my calls are monitored,so I will get my attorney to give
you the detailed information on the role you will play in this project
as a partner i will await your kind response via my attoeny's safe email
adress below.{abachamohammed89@netscape.net}

Best Regards
Mohammed Abacha

 

lend us a tenner

 

Dude, this is a scam (hopefully you already knew).

There's a lot of this going on on the iternet and alot of it's coming from Africa.

People actually fall for this shit and everybody who has has been screwed royal.

 

I've had emails like this before. Alas scams, all scams....

 

........he couldnt afford my ass

 

Why? You only charged me two quid? Mind you, that wasn't your ass....

 

Wait! I was kidding! These things are actually legit. Which reminds me....

Hi, I'm NaykidApe, next in line to the throne of Bongloadia. My kingdoms in trouble right now as we have a surfiet of kynd bud (our national product and only exportable good) this year and need to get rid of it ASAP. The harvest was TOO good this year and threatens to drive down the market price thereby bankrupting my realm.

So, we have decided to GIVE away all of this years crop (something in the nieborhood of a Kizzillion kelos) to the first person who agrees to pay for the modest shipping and handleing fees.

If you would like to be the lucky benefactor of this happenstance please send all your worldly goods and a self addressed envelope to:

The WaddasuckerIam (Bongloadian for "What Good Fortune) Foundation
c/o NaykidApe
PO# 1
Bonglodia.

Thank you and please hurry.

 

Nah, he can't afford mine either

 

Never trusted those dirty smelly brown Bongloadians...