Poopy dick

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by xListerfiend, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. xListerfiend

    xListerfiend Member

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    My friend and I have been battling back and forth about anal sex for years. Both of us being anal virgins and he's convinced if he goes anywhere near his girls ass he's going to pull out a tootsie pop.

    I on the other hand am less worried but I guess I can understand the fear.

    So let me ask you, does it happen much?
     
  2. sg girl

    sg girl Member

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    me never
    other girls i heard happens rarely like i hardly hear it
     
  3. Triple Ace

    Triple Ace Member

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    No it's not common at all, if the girl cleans her self out prior to anal.

    Anal sex take preperation. She must void or do an enema (anal douche) prior to anal to clean her rectum out. I have got a little bit of fecal matter on my cock from time to time during 8 years of 2-3 times weekly of anal. If she doesn't clean up, then yes, you can wind up with a shit encrusted dick.


    It's really rare, but she still needs to clean herself prior to the act, and if he's still squeamish, he can use a condom.
     
  4. Immaya08

    Immaya08 Member

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    I make sure I wash myself well inside and out if my BF signifies he wants to take me anally.
     
  5. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    You DON'T have to do an enema. You just can't get buttsexed if you either need to take a dump or just took one. It works best for me if I either pooped that morning or the night before, assuming I'm getting buttsexed at night.

    Chocolate knob has only happened to me ONCE, and I can't even count how many times I've gotten it in the pooper.
     
  6. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    I've gotten it up the ass for 11 years and I've never had any poopy problems. (poopy problems?? wtf?) =/

    Toolmaggot's post is right on. There's really nothing left to say.
     
  7. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Well it might not kill you, but it will make you... stranger.
     
  8. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Never! The sigmoid and colon are self cleaning, absorbing all the residue. Unless she's got a case of the runs. And you don't need an enema either, like some of these jokers. A little soap on a finger stuck up there if you're gonna lick it before anything else, but then have fun. If she's gotta go - try something else for a coupla hours until the colon has cleansed. BTW regular intercourse is fun too.
     
  9. pervertedanallover

    pervertedanallover Member

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    i play with my ass every now and then, and when i use an enema i am clean. sometimes when using my buttplugs and leaving them in for a while the tip will have a chunky on it, and sometimes it comes out without a speck. dildo play with deep thrusting is usually clean, but a few times it came out very messy, but i was just to horny to stop...until I came, and realized how gross it was...haha
     
  10. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    :eek:


    11 years??

    you;re hard core
     
  11. Slothguy

    Slothguy Member

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    11 years straight? How do you and your bf/husband get around town? Driving a car must be very awkward like that. I'd imagine going for a jog would be out of the question.
     
  12. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Haha, not everyday for 11 years. Not even every week. It's not THAT serious. I can jog, drive and everything else with no problem. :p Actually, it's been almost a year since I've done it.

    When I was 15 my bf wanted to try it so I went along with it. I've been doing it with partners ever since. I've done it a lot of times over that time period and I've never had any problems.
     
  13. TRUTHBTOLD

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    Well said. I think people are under the misconception that if you're into anal then you anus will get damaged after a while. The anus muscle contracts and expands like every other muscle so in reality the more you use it the stronger it gets *wink*

    Anal sex rockssss
     
  14. Immaya08

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    Amen! I've started getting it up my hershey highway 8 years ago (not every day!). I just love it. I don't see any physical side effects except that if my partner thrust hard on the first try or when I'm not lubed enough, my anus may bleed a little. Anal sex works great when I'm fertile. No need for condoms. (I hate condoms!)
     
  15. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Either way, i wouldn't do anal if you payed me.
     
  16. Triple Ace

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    I agree, people assume anal permanently makes the anus lose it's tightness, so not true. If you doing anal sex and it's painful, then yes this may occur, as pain is a your body's way of telling you, you are getting damaged.

    Anal sex done correctly is extremely satisfying, safe, and just freakin hot. Me and my gf have been having anal for about 8 years, obviously not everyday, but I would say at least once a week, and her ass is till drum tight.
     
  17. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    I don't understand why so many people are into it. You're sticking your dick in a chicks ass! Hello, 1 inch away is a perfectly good pussy.
     
  18. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    I think it got started because of older women being too loose from having several kids and not knowing how to do the excercises to make the pussy tighter. The guys just needed a tighter hole.

    Then, younger guys started seeing it done in porn with younger women, and it became trendy. You are going to see every possible thing in porn because they ran out of new ideas a long time ago.
     
  19. JoeBone

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    I think the more likely reason is, it's a hole, and guys like to stick their dicks into holes -- especially if they are warm and tight. If it's in a woman, so much the better.

    Grant it, it's a small sample, but I've fucked a couple of women who've had a few children and their pussies seemed tight enough to me. My wife is 7 months pregnant -- I'll be interested to see if there's a difference.
     
  20. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    It is also easy to go in the wrong one by accident. And you might like it.

    I wasn't saying that all mothers have a loose pussy problem. But it does exist.
     

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