what do we do with a drunken sailor?

This is a question that scientists have asked for years, but now it is up to you, the people of hipforums, to decide: What do we do with a drunken sailor?

 

Suck him off and shoot him to death?

 

that's one idea...

 

what shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor earl-i in the mornin?!

 

i think the old song tells us to toss him over but maybe we could just give him a cup of coffee

 

very good, you remembered the first verse

 

coffee....i hear water works better, it flushes the alcohol out of your system

 

well i rekon you should make him do things and laugh at him when he falls over.....yeah

 

How about bread?

 

like with jack, and you could slap him and carry him across a field, then he wakes up, plays drums and then bashes his hand in and doesn't remember the next day

 

Cast him unto the bosom of the water.

 

that's nice, i have something in my eye and it stings like hell

 

Nobody agrees with me, then?

 

well i'm not homosexual so i don't want to suck him off but feel free to if you must

 

the thing in my eye's gone now

 

Hmmm, I say we give him a cup off coffee, suck him off, shoot him to death then throw him overboard...
Everyone happy now?

 

no

 

I'm not gay, either. It's from a song called "Sister Ray." :H

 

well aren't you the individualist

 

i think nathan11's got the right idea just combine everyones suggestions to make everyone happy