i need help....

so i was smoking.. and when i smoke i get really horny... my bong was looking pretty good... so i decided i'd fuck it and now my penis is stuck in my bong... what do i do guise?

 

It involves tuna fish, cat food, and a toilet full of lube.

 

Lube it next time.

 

Try taking another hit? But don't swallow.

 

you're just going to have to jizz enough to use it as lube...

you might get your dick out eventually, idk though probably not.

 

May as well call yourself bongdick from now on. Hey, at least you can smoke dick whenever you want now?

 

^ ouch. i don't even have a dick but that sounds like it'd hurt

 

Bongdik Schmoker... that's gonna be me porno name

 

lol

 

Have a girl come and smoke it.

 

terribly sorry, but smoking the bong is only going to make this worse. you need to be blown. its simple science.

 

I may have found the one thing I love more than dick.


Dick in a bong!!

yum.