Failing Probation Drug Tests

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by weallhumalong, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. weallhumalong

    weallhumalong Member

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    I was wondering how many people here have failed a drug test for their probation/parole and had it been dropped. I'm asking cause I'm about to go on probation for a year with random drug tests, and I can't imagine not smoking for a whole year, but at the same time I don't wanna go to jail for failing 1 piss test.
     
  2. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    You won't go to jail. You usually have 2-3 chances before they send you back to court, then you either go to rehab, or jail.
     
  3. InstantGratification

    InstantGratification Banned

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    Quit smoking, don't be a fool.... you are 22. Jail? Rehab? Be smart, have self discipline, you will gain a lot.

    Man up.
     
  4. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I failed my first piss test and my bitch of a probation officer violated me. So the next month when i went back to probabtion I was arrested and released the same day. When I went to court the judge told me to stop smoking dope and continued my probation. After that I didn't smoke again for a year and a half. The best thing to do is to just stop smoking for the year and get it over with. If you keep smoking they are going to keep violating you and eventually you will have to serve time instead of doing probation.
     
  5. deleted

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    Fuck that!! Buy a passport and say you go where smoking is legal!!!
    SUCK A DICK AMERICA KNOW YOUR FUCKING RIGHTS ALREADY!!!
     
  6. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    Eh, my lawyer and PO both told me the FIRST fuckup I make they'll charge me and I'll spend the rest of my probation in DYS. I'm a minor though and the 'war on drugs' in my county is a big fuckin' deal sooo.... really bro don't take chances, they'll most likely only test you once a month after awhile, so after you're tested smoke a bowl right after. by the end of the week it'll be out of your system, just don't smoke A LOT, just after piss tests.
     
  7. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    Just quit smoking, it's so much easier than ending up in jail or rehab.
     
  8. xSOADxX075

    xSOADxX075 Member

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    i had to drop last friday and i still haven't gotten my results.
    ahh it sucks giving up weed
     
  9. Smokinjuana

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    lolz
     
  10. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Weed maybe, but not cannabinoids :D
     
  11. xSOADxX075

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    wait.. what do you mean haha
     
  12. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    That is not a good idea. If you want to throw your life away by violating probation then go right ahead it's your life. But don't come bitching to us later because you got locked up for listening to stupid fucking ideas. You are suppost to learn from your mistakes, not ignore them. Just stop smoking and get it over with.
     
  13. RELAYER

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    I've failed for weed 2, possible 3? times and nothing ever happened.
    I just said "nah, Im telling you I dont smoke" and the PO is like "Ok, see you next month"
    And truly, they can analyze at a lab if they want, because I dont smoke :)
    Have no idea how I have failed though.
     
  14. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    ya i fucked up about 3-4-5 times and they havent said shit yet
     
  15. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    ok but you also have to take into consideration that every state and county is different.
     
  16. broony

    broony Banned

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    grass will always be available. i have taken a few breaks for several months and have known people/friends to do the same. you dont want to play, and pick a short straw bro.

    take the break. it'll be worth it.
     
  17. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Just because other pailed have failed multiple times and gotten lucky doesn't mean it's okay.
     
  18. weallhumalong

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    should be "doesn't mean you'll get away with it"

    oh and eat me instantgratification. I'm sure the 2 whole years you have on me make you all the wiser
     
  19. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    Well said [​IMG] I was going to say almost the same thing
     
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