Attention hot stoner girls

If you're lucky.

 

young girls -who don't know better go for assholes (15-25 year olds)

women- go for men who have respect and appreciation for the feminine form

 

being an asshole is actually harder than it sounds.

 

you shall rue this day when i am drenched in wealth and status

 

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the best way is to erase the "i just want to fuck" out of your head or just back burner it, and start a conversation. like others have said confidence+ humor= made in the shade

 

OK, seriously man, the problem is that you're probably not even trying. That's the issue with most guys, they think about what to do, the moment passes them by, then they whine and wonder why they didn't get the girl.

Tomorrow, try and actually put in some real effort, really try and pick up a girl, you could be surprised at how easily it works. I do it all the time, I saw a hot chick with jerry curls in uni on monday, there were tons of free seats everywhere but i went straight to where she was and sat down next to her and struck up a conversation.

 

talk to girls the same way you'd talk to anybody else.. i don't know why guys always ask "how do i talk to girls?" like we're some kind of monster that'll rip their head off lol.

anyways! just be polite, and charming, and funny.. oh, and CONFIDENT!

 

I'm none of these things.

 

yea.. but half the time when ya show appreciation for the feminine form... women think you're a perv... go figure

 

yes you are.. i already know that you're polite (well from what i see on the forums), and funny, too! so at least you got those down haha

 

I'll give you polite. I dont know about funny though.

 

I know man, "you have great tits" is a compliment, not an insult.

 

my humor is too fucked up and twisted at times to make any girl laugh without thinking im totally fuckin insane

 

i can talk to girls no problem. it's just actually going up to them and talking to them that's the problem with me. i can't seem to just randomly start talking to someone unless i'm put into a social situation with them

 

just walk up and say "hi"

 

I made the mistake of chugging a bottle of delsym right before I hung out with the girl I used to be into. I spent most of the time mumbling and saying morbid shit.

I think my long hair repels chicks.

 

yea.. but then you get that awkward "who the hell are you" "hi"

 

i think its my fatness

 

yeah, thats kinda true. man i suck at giving advice..
if i was a guy i probably wouldn't be able to talk to girls either haha



@circa: i doubt your hair repels chicks! i for one looove long hair, and i know theres tons of girls out there that dig it too