Don't Commit Suicide

Die with dignity in your old age by slipping in the shower only to be found 2 weeks later so swollen up they dont know whether you're man or sofa - Grandpa Simpson

 

i'll make up my mind later

 

Asshole! That's EXACTLY how my father died.

 

it'd be a better world if more people took their own life

 

Whew! I was about to go tie the noose, then I decided to check the forum one last time and found salvation in this thread. Thank you ever so much!

 

It happens frequently

 

I did say it's dying with dignity, or Grandpa Simpson did....

 

my ex-uncle committed suicide yesterday. I didn't really know him but the whole thing is still a bit strange.

 

I was watching Diagnosis Murder today and the subject of assisted suicide was the centre-piece. It was a rather good episode. I'm opting for assisted suicede.

 

Abraham Simpson has as many words of wisdom as Ghandi.

 

i'm working on it but every time i try to kill myself i never take enough pills or vodka ... killing yourself is a tricky thing to accomplish

 

Do I have to quote Grandpa Simpson again.. Die with diginity you damn whipper sanppers!!!!

 

you'll be able to accomplish that after our meeting

 

i have a feeling it's our meeting that will put the drive to kill myself into full gear...

 

FOOD COLORING..