Ask a guy who just had a single serving of red jello for lunch anything.

what should I do for the summer?

 

by our universe.
you see, gravity is actually a weak force because it is a leftover from a parallel universe.

next question?

 

come hang out and drink beer with me

 

what is the ideal cup size?

 

16oz. that way you can fit an entire Guiness in it and drink in one gulp

 

If I actually show up at your house this summer for like a day or two, would you care?

 

no, in fact I would love it.
why not come over this weekend?

 

I have a truancy court date this weekend
I guess I could come in a couple weeks, once I get some gwaup.

 

aight. and bring that Korg will ya?

 

for sure, brah.

 

sweet obrahma

 

why?

 

why what? why did I start a cum swap thread?

 

Tell me a secret.

 

Ok but in a PM Janja

 

did that badger ever crawl out?

i know it went deep

it didn't claw you to shreds up there did it?

you'd know if it did, you'd be shittin straight blood

 

nah not yet brah

 

Do you have Battletoads?

 

Bout fucking time! I've known you for 4 years and you finally ask me a question.
Yes, on a ROM, I do have Battletoads.

 

will you mail me some crack?