things you learned from porn.

I learned not to be to close to the head beard while doing it doggie style. (The Devil and Mrs Jones)

 

sometimes u prefer porn instead the real shit

but only sometimes

 

Every girl likes anal, there is no such thing as pubic hair, and it's ok to have sex with all kinds of people you just met.

 

not every girl likes anal
i dont

 

and old fugly guys get laid by young hot chicks ALL THE TIME.

 

you're young. you will learn.

 

Porn works when nothing else does. If you dont have it goin on, porn makes a fine alternative.

 

I learned that cum swapping is an art form

 

i too realized sometimes u can watch porn for hours

 

I watch in two minute increments

 

this.
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I like to put it in my coffee and make swirly art like they do with foam in lattes.

 

that is so beautiful. will you marry us?

 

only if we can all make swirly cum art together

 

:svengo:
as long as you help Aura help me provide

 

I'm naturally helpful. :cheers2:

 

it's only natural

 

hell yes!

 

I've learned that little skinny white kids love fucking 70 year old women.

And the best place to do it is in the back of a moving van...

 

It's rank.