Can someone help me, now?

It is saturday night, my girlfriends' grandpa is on his death bed etc etc so she couldn't come over tonight, tonight is 1 month we've been together so I wanted to be with her ya know? All my friends are out having fun while I'm on probation sitting at my house. I'd be hanging out with my buddy, but the court systems thinks I'm a drug dealer so legally I can't hang out with my best bud. I have no liquor, no speed, NOTHING, the only thing I have is bud. I'm on probation and probally will be piss tested next week. If I smoked one fucking bowl, yet drank water like a motherfucker everyday this week expecting the test is there a HIGH chance I'll pass the test? I need some help here guys...I'm going crazy, xbox 360 is so fucking boring, NOTHING TO DO AT ALL. Can't go off my property and none of my friends are free to come over.


HELP! :[

 

read a book, don't smoke, and have some damn compassion.

 

Books are for illiterate bastards, yo.

 

touch yourself

 

smoke and drink water and cranberry juice like your life depends on it for the next week...


i made that part about cranberry juice up, but it's delicious and great for the urinary tract

 

How sure are you of your piss test?
When was the last time you smoked?
What were your smoking habits like before you quit? Once a month, week, day, all day?
Good metabolism?

You will only get away with a bowl or two if you can answer those questions correctly. I'd suggest teaching yourself how to play piano or reading up on politics, current and past.

 

binge eat

 

Ha, cranberry juice, mmm. Yeah, I know the water part, hope it works!


My buddy told me if it's just one bowl then a couple days and it'll be gone.


Uhm last time I smoked was like 2 weeks ago, i don't smoke much anymore. :[ Just stressed and shit, wanna taste marryy jane's no no.

 

Don’t smoke you want to be a 100% sure you can past your test and at this point their is no guaranty you will pass since you last smoke 2 weeks ago

 

I did a drug test twice since the last time I smoked, PASSED both.

 

You ought to just save the bud until AFTER the next time you have a piss test and pass. It'll still be good. Plus there is nothing worse than stressing yourself out over a bowl that in the grand scheme of things only lasts a few moments - and the piss test can make a difference in your LIFE.
You can handle it. Just read all the shit written here on HF. )

 

I know how you feel man, I've been in that same sort of situation. I wouldn't risk it. You probably wont want to this late, but in the future, if this happens again, just make sure you have some vodka stocked up, or robbitussin (which can cause a false possitive for pcp, but you can ask for a second test, which they can't refuse, and you'll pass that one)

 

Yeah, i smoked it. good shit.

 

Have fun getting ass-fucked.

 

Nahhhh, I do the asspoundin', even YOU know I don't do that bitch shit. ;]

 

drink about 4 liters of green tea a day until your drug test
eat alot of fruit and foods with lost of liquids in them
watch out for watter intoxication tho that could be fatal

 

Yeah I know, but don't you have to drink a large ammount of water within such a short amount of time for that to happen?


Man that buzz last night.....perfect :]

 

yee man but its someting to watch out for if you drinking lots of watter/liquids.

 

Yeah but those store bought ones, are nothing like the ones they use when your on probation