Somehow everytime I try to get a girl....

I always fuck up, and make my self look like a dumbass. Plus the couple hours it would actually take for me to get the confidence to actually ask her out. And for some reason whether or not it was my fualt, it always gets fucked up. My friend walks up to his friend, a girl who I think is very cute and says "Hey, Daniel thinks your hot". Immediately I get horribly embarassed, I dunno; I wonder if she was flattered. It's not like I've never had a girlfriend before but I don't know. Also everytime I meet a girl thats attractive I can't help but imagine boning her. But hey I guess thats a natural guy thing .

 

.........yes but the important thing is to keep your tongue in and not drool on her. woman seam to be turned off by that.

 

looks to me like you are too worried about not "being cool" throw that shit out the window. If a chick is impressed with your cool factor, she is too much of an idiot to shit about.

 

Unfortunately, many men fail to recognize the obvious about themselves as it pertains to picking up women. Ugly dudes have problems picking up and keeping women! Guys think it's something they said or did but NO!!!!!!

It might be because you is just plain ass ugly! *just a thought*

 

Bug_Man is right... That's one of two things women care about... How good you look, and how much money you have... If you're lacking in both of those, well then your out of luck...

 

soooo not true.
But you may be getting dicouraged too fast. Girls really don't care how 'cool' you are personally when a guy fucks up with goofiness it eases my mind because I am such a goof. So maybe it's your insecurities that are preventing you from getting girls assuming that you are a nice person have good hygine and all the obvious things.

 

I'm sorry lynsey but ugliness just doesn't allow the deal to be sealed.

 

no that's not true I mean as long as a guy is not like completley grotesque it is all about personality for me.

 

No, it's not that she even said I was cute. It's like bad fucking karma for me, because even if its not my fault something always gets fucked up. Anyways it's been happening like this alot lately. Pretty fucking annoying. Meh I couldn't care about being cool. And honestly, Good Game you fucking moron. You've never even seen me. Shut your fucking bitch mouth and post your pic. Lets see how we're all to judge how ugly you are. Fucking idiot, go kill your self.

 

Every word in this post is true. Women are money hungry where I live/have gone. If you dont have lots of $$ or a car...no poon for you.

 

I never said you were ugly. I merely presented it as one possibility why women don't stick around. Small Brown is right. Poon Tang likes money and looks. It's an evolutionary phenomena.

 

ack! not all girls are money hungrey! thats really not fair..and as for looks..as long as I find him attractive it doesnt matter..he doesnth ave to be goodlooking by other ppls standards..what is hott anyway? Personality counts for lots.

 

And I merely presented that your a fucking troll and you need to die. GG fucktard. And I've had plenty of girls who would pay me back. GG you sexist fucker.

 

Other than all this retarded ass "goodgame" shit you keep talking about with your net junky talk, you're not half bad. Quit being such a touchy as little girl about things, and you'll go far around here.




Edit* And I agree on the looks thing. I don't know how many times a girls told me I'm sweet, caring, nice, wonderful or whatever, unless I had a good job or she said I was attractive it went nowhere. I think a lot of women don't want to believe they're as superficial as they really are.

 

Meh, I like GG. :|

 

due first off u can't fuck everything up all the time(but i don't know u so u might be able to). second girls don't really care about looks. if u don't have anything serious wrong w/ your face then u can get a chick. plus girls are worry about how "fat" they r or how "ugly" they r and ect... so stop complaining about it and go to the fucking local "pick-a-chick" place and get some phone numbers. here u got one already
827-8779 if ur smart ur know what it spells out. liz

 

Dude just go no worries with it. I had girlfriends before but I still didn't get laid (kinda weird for my age round here) but I just don't worry and eventually shit starts happenin' still didn't get laid but no worriesit'll happen. You just need a little bit of stoner mentality and everything will be cool. Don't be afraid of rejection be confident. Jason Alexander once said, "Don't avoid pain. It's a part of life. It helps you know you're alive. Rejection, frustration, disappointment, anger, unrequited love... it all hurts. And it heals. So never run from pain. Just run to those who are in it with an open heart."