For the past month or so...maybe a bit longer, I've been on an All-Star, perhaps even MVP, pace with the level of my farts. I'm talking stench, explosion, and volume. Not always all three in one go, but usually at least two of the three. I've not been on a tear like this that I can ever remember. I don't know what it is...but I love it. I've stunk out my friends, my office, my car...everywhere. I've even stunk out myself a few times where I think "God damn...maybe there is something wrong with me..." But that's ok. I'll enjoy it while it lasts and go from there. Not everyone can be this fortunate.
I think secretly everone wants to smell everyone else farts. Eddie murphy pointed this out, you know how when ur with one of ur friends and you fart? And you say "man i farted", ur friend will wait a second, smell, and be lie "oh man you did you stink". Thats because we grade the smell, if it's really truely awfull we can bring it up in later conversation. "Hey man remeber that time you farted and it smelled so bad I puked?" "yeah man that was some funny shit!" If i eat bean burritos I can fart all day long, its unatural. I try not to eat them but they are so very good but they make me smell so very bad.
chocolate milk....works for me everytime....sometimes I drink it on purpose 4 hour before a family event
I don't know if I like to smell other people's farts...but I do enjoy dropping bombs on them and stinking them out. But, if someone blows up and claims it, I'll certainly congratulate them on their good work.
Are you eating a lot of foods that are high in fiber? That could explain it. That's good for you. And...there is nothing on earth funnier than a fart.
I don't really think I've changed my diet too much from before. I'm just on a roll, I guess. Last night I dropped a bomb in the dj booth and left...and blew out the other two djs. They tried to give me crap for it, but they were droppin bombs too. Nothing a toxic as mine, though. Girls rip nasty farts, too. I think they secretly enjoy it just as much as men.
i hate farts. i think people who fart for the lulz are really really annoying, especially the ones who do it after you numorously ask them not too. whats funny about almost puking because someone was unable to hold it in? wtf? ''good work''? spreading microscopic shit particles for everyone else to inhale is not good work, its inconsiderate and fucked up.
I do have the respect that if I am around people I don't know then I won't fart around them. I'm mostly talking about with my friends, like in the dj booth, in my car, etc. My buddy has a particularly horrible tactic: if he's driving and he farts he'll lock the windows and turn the heat on full blast.
HAHAHA did u know that the average human being breaths in 2 litres of anal gases a day! I know a few people that are really disgusted by farts, if they are my friend I will TRY to fart on them or in their general direction because I know it bothers them, and that makes it even funnier! My dad hates farts so i dont fart around him though. Call it childish immature I dont care, It makes me laugh though there is a time and place for everything.
humans are too fucked up. i dont fucking belong here... i shoulda been born somewhere in a different galaxy as some explorer and genius type of philosopher, not as an odd and opinionated kid in this fucked up hell hole filled with shit holes i despise. the day i finally kill myself, all of you will regret you fucked with me.
For lunch today me and a couple of friends went to a Mexican joint. I had the fajita quesadilla. It's still working for me. That afternoon in the office was pretty bad. I was ripping them all afternoon. I think I need to stop that shit at work. I stunk out a couple of my co-workers.
I was at Wal-Mart today (sorry...it was the only place to get what I needed and I hated every second in that store) and ripped one. I was in a close check out aisle getting what I needed. A few seconds later two aisles over I hear a ruckus. It's a mother berating her 12 year old son for busting ass, using all kinds of adjectives...especially "foul"...and her son just pleading his innocence. I sort of felt bad for the kid, because it really wasn't him. I almost think this has gotten to the point of where it's no longer funny and I just need to see if there is something going on in my gut.
The last time I cut a silent but deadly one in a store line, some unlucky little kid was right behind me, with his head in the direct line of fire, right at ass level. He pulled his shirt over his face and said, "God damn, somebody's rotten" but he never looked in my direction.
