i want....

Yeah! PUSH!!!

 

Its soooo not up to me to decide if she is coming out today or tomorrow, I wish it was.

But with each passing day I am getting more nervous to have the baby and bring her home!

 

the body of a 19 yr old.

 

a record deal or breakfast/lunch.

 

Wayyyyy overrated. 19 year olds are like barbies while mature women are like Thomas's English Muffins... full of nooks and crannies to play with and hide things in...

 

I want Nadine Manstealer

 

HAHAHAHA! Oh my god that just made my day.

 

Hahaha! :cheers2:

 

with my kids and left alone by all other humans.

 

Including me?!!

 

I want to perform a vintage burlesque style delta jazz fire eating/spinning show on sundayat this event but can't because the stupid party venue owner does not want people to dance with fire outside their establishment...bla!

 

bonnaroo tickets..

 

Got mine!!!

 

a hoovercraft.

 

OMG!! That would be all we need!!

 

everyone owns a hoovercraft = world peace

someone should notify obama!

 

You just keep thinking, dear. That's what you're good at.

 

just wait until i'm president... we'll see some real change! hoovercrafts for all!

 

I never discuss my politics, but in this case i have to say you've got my vote!!!

 

i want to be able to eat fried foods in large quantities.

but i can't, because i have a terrible hernia in my stomach.