Helper wanted. Position Available (from any location)

No interview needed! Dress however you want!


Hours-

8 HRS A DAY FOR 6 DAYS OF EACH WEEK. No holidays off.

Job Title-

"KNOCKER"

Job description-

Go out and knock on doors of households till any answer within a 3 minute span only. Upon any answering just walk away right then and say: Thanks for answering "Knockers R Us". No ringing of any door bells is the job policy.


Payment-

$0.00 an hr. plus any tips.

The time any helper help make "KNOCKERS R US" famous for knocking for nothing, is then when the tips might come in. "KNOCKERS R US" will then maybe sweep the globe's nations and give plenty an opportunity to earn tips of any sorts. Then think of such as a knock-n-win lotto door instead of a scratch-n-win lotto stub.

 

yeah, you let me know how that one works out for ya

 

I was pissed when I first read this, as I got my hopes up... But if there's a lot of people doing it and advertising it, it's not completely ridiculous. It could be as interesting as a Boy Scout selling popcorn.