New 7 Word Story Thread

pussy we wanted, but first we had

 

an hour, then they threw us off

 

a toll bridge but we landed on

 

a fat lady in a bikini sunning

 

and applying oil, her ample body glistened

 

at her humongous twat shaped like a

 

as a dead bird or dead skunk

 

her vagina emerged a small horned head

 

it began to dry hump and eat

 

these mini volcano things on its skin

 

with boiling hot dog shit blobs, so

 

and it was good...the best sex

 

but i digress, afterwards the lady stood

 

up and showed everbody hear boobs and

 

said ''fee fi foe fum i smell

 

I smell like a Canadian, be I

 

eat less moldy cheese and brown round

 

because bull-emia is a fuckin thread wrecker

 

that he forgot where all the nude

 

people come from, vaginas, so they dedicated