Hey guys, I was into this girl last year(2008) June. I really liked her and thought of asking her out. She usually used to hang out at my place and sometimes sleep over but we never did anything. But one night I wanted to just kiss her. So I made the move, at first she was like no you cannot kiss me, but then after 5 minutes I went for her lips and she did not push me. We held each other and kissed. I managed to go to second base(she has an amazing pair). After this I started thinking she is into me. But then I found out she was actually into some other guy I totally hate. Not because she likes him but he really is an ass. I did not like him way before I started liking her. After a month, I was at her place and it was at 2 in the night. I was getting ready to leave and she said "Why are you going?". We made out and went to the third base. This event happened after I knew she was into some other guy and she also knew that I knew about it. The next day, she was with her friend. I went over to their place and we were all talking normally. Then her other friend, lets call her Y, said to me " You are so cute I could put you in my pocket. You are like so TINY". Y's face went red. What she meant to say that is that I am tiny and she could put me in her pocket. But what she was thinking was my penis was small. The girl who I liked said to Y " I know what you are thinking about now". They giggled. I got the fuck out of there after 2 minutes saying I got to do some laundry. I was depressed and still am. She ended up going out with that other guy. Now I know I have a small penis. She has a fact. But I honestly did not want her to tell some other girl that I have a small penis. It is affecting my friendship with everyone. Y deleted me from Facebook. We never did talk much but still there is a chance she deleted me because I have a small penis. I stopped talking to her because I wanted to get over her. She said sorry for breaking my heart. She sent me an email on New Year's eve saying she is really sorry for what she has done and that she was rude to me. BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT I KNOW SHE IS MAKING FUN OF ME. SHE THINKS I AM STUPID. I got back being friends with her. But then again I had some similar incident*(see down for complete explanation) with her another girlfriend where I felt that she might have told her too. Now if she keeps telling everyone. I am fucked. I don't want her to destroy my friendship with everyone. I want to confront her and ask her why she has been telling everyone about it. How do I do it? Or should I do it? The reason why I am asking you guys is because there is this other girl who is becoming really close to me. She already has a boyfriend but I really like talking to her because she is so much fun. I am worried that the girl I liked will tell her about this. How should I handle this whole thing? I know this must be irritating for you guys to read. But it's burning a hole in my heart and I am depressed as ever. Any input will be greatly appreciated. *Me, the girl I liked and another girl were talking. The girl I like was making fun of me that I am always naked in my room. Thing is I am always in my shorts. The other girl is like "oh my god, why are you always naked?". It was all in good fun UNTIL the other girl says "All she is trying to say is that you are tiny." I immediately saw her(the girl who I liked)reaction. She made that "WHY-DID-YOU-MENTION-THAT-INFRONT-OF-HIM-IT-WAS-MEANT-TO-BE-A-SECRET" face. GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE SHE MUST HAVE TOLD.
Thats fucked up man. You have two options, depending on how you feel. 1. Talk to her about it. Get her alone and kinda say "hey, did you say something about my penis to Y or anything? What the fucks that about?" Tell her if she doesn't want you then you'd like to move on to someone else, but can't if she tells the whole fucking world about your small dick 2. Spread rumors that she has abnormally weird shaped, probably fake boobs, and an oversized labia that she has to tuck in. Hope it works out for you man.
Right now I am at a stage where I dont want to spread rumors unless I know for sure that she is infact telling everyone about my 4.5 inch dick. I am thinking of confronting her. I got a plan but I need the right conversation with her. Thanks for the replies guys. More replies appreciated.
"So hey...remember when Y called me 'tiny' and you made that weird face? Want to explain that?" "I don't know, she was probably just kidding or something" "So you didn't tell her anything about our night ?" "Well honestly yeah but nothing about your size" "You sure?" "Yeah, I'd never say anything about your dick, I know you'd go on a forum and ask for advice and some asshole will tell you to spread a rumor about my oversized labia or something" "Wow that did happen. But I wouldn't say that about your labia, I don't even know how big or flappy it is" "Well, come find out" -fuck- usually how it goes...
Dude, Fuck Those Immature Bitches..work On Bettering Yourself In Your Life And Leave Those Cunts In Your Dust...she Didnt Delete You Cause Of Your Dick...even If In Her Head Thats Whats Goin On....she Deleted You Cause She Is An Insensitive Immature ****...millions Of Babes Out There Dude...good Luck....oh Yeah Oasis Has A Good Song About This I Think Its Called Self Esteem...should Be Easy To Find...listen To It////
Or Photoshop yourself with a massive horsecock and tape a bunch of copies to her locker/front door/parents car/Y's house/etc This is a tough one though, I've kinda had it happen to me but it eventually just dissolved and everyone forgot...though I did never get ass in that school ever again...but I was only there a semester...women. Hopefully she'll either grow up or it'll fizzle out. If a chick doesn't want to get to know you because some bitch told her you had a small dick then she aint worth it man
Oh wow, I thought this was like an immature high school chick ruining your reputation. I'd say go out to a bar and meet some new chicks.
Well you don't really need to find a whole new set of friends. Unless people don't want to be around people with dicks smaller than theirs. I'm sure you can still hang out with the people your with and make it into a funny joke or something, while still takin home some randoms over the weekends for fun, and when you meet that special someone she'll be totally into your ween :cheers2:
lol.....okaaaayyy....guyss....can we just....LOL...TRUTH is even i laughed at it. but yeah.....that girl still depresses me..