ouch...I got a egg on my head!

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  1. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    My little un was playing on the wii fit and flung her arm out and cracked my head with the remote.
    You would not think a 7yr old would have the strength in her.
    I swear if it was my nose it would be broken but now I have a egg growth on my forehead.
    I had a bag of frozen okra in the freezer luckily to calm the swelling,I bought them from tescos about a yr ago and never used them
    I knew they would come in handy one day tho.
    Everyone found it rather funny I just went and sobbed a little in the bathroom tho untill I saw the funny side.:D
     
  2. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Gutted. I hit my head really hard on a wall the other week literally jumping into bed with my gf- bloody top floor flats with sloped roofs, still have a huge lump and definitely felt spaced for 24 hours... Not nice...
     
  3. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    Ouch that sounds pretty painful.....did you have some frozen peas????? Or even okra?:p
     
  4. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Nope, my gf doesn't have a freezer..

    I lay around moaning while she made me chamomile and apple tea and rolled me a spliff (she doesn't even smoke these days), excellent!
     
  5. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    mmmmmmn... :p
     
  6. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    It's very nice I'll have you know, young man. With cinnamon, a small slice of ginger and a really little bit of brown sugar in the pot..

    And she's not even a hippy (for once), just makes good tea!
     
  7. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    Yeah sound like good tea............thread derailing but I bought a tea the other day called 'sweet chilli' it was so delicious......really sweet but with a kick it was amazing!
    Think the brand was yogi.
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    contrary to what you may have been lead to believe,threads getting derailed are generally not only accepted but the norm in almost all the forums here..;)
     
  9. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    yeah i love the freedom to derail threads!
     
  10. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    my favorite derailed thread was the one guy one cup that switched topics like 5 times and returned to multiple topics
     
  11. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    That's all the Wii is good for. Beating people. Hahaha. And playing drunk :D
     
  12. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    my cousin did that last year at a family gathering.. jumped off the couch while serving in wii sports tennis and judo chopped my sister in the cranium.
     
  13. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Def playing drunk but only if it isnt your tv.... I used to do strikeouts with buddies and play wii tennis, it was thrilling :D
     
  14. Thories

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    One thread i had somehow became about the smell of cum once. Thread derailment about a thread derailment.

    But back to OP head injuries suck. At least she didn't give you a black eye though!
     

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